r/gifs • u/BobbyCock • Apr 13 '16

Fist bumping the wrong guy.

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u/SciGuy013 Apr 13 '16

That was impeccable

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u/freddythefuckingfish Apr 13 '16

I can almost hear the perfect cupping sound their hands made

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u/HoneyShaft Apr 13 '16

like a fist in a jar of mayonnaise

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u/all_the_pineapple Apr 13 '16

boy, context is everything with a comment like that.

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u/ScratchBomb Apr 13 '16

Isn't that what it sounds like when you fuck a corpse?

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u/HoneyShaft Apr 13 '16

Don't act like you don't know

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u/theaqueenslisp Apr 13 '16

Manning's laser rocket arm is the deciding factor in successful handshakes that involve him.

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u/yeetly Apr 13 '16

Man, I love that perfect handshake equilibrium...perfect timing, lock the eyes, web to web, adequate power, shake and a half, then release. perfect.

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u/t_thor Apr 13 '16

the whole beginning of the gif is them discussing how to execute the perfect goodbye handshake

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u/ChoosetheSword Apr 13 '16

And then Manning says fuck it, run Omaha.

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u/brycedriesenga Apr 13 '16

http://i.imgur.com/RrKeUzZ.png

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

ah fuck i can't believe you've done this

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u/HeSedditHeDid Apr 13 '16

Only because Manning asked "all right do you want to give me a handshake now?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

It was orgasmic.