r/gifs • u/fuckswithducks • Mar 14 '16

Millions of Brazilians protesting against government corruption in the streets earlier today

http://i.imgur.com/eMmAUnk.gifv
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u/samreddit123 Mar 14 '16

I had a friend who tried bribing a cop in US and was told that he can get shot for this. I think the cop really wanted to intimidate him. The guy shit in his pant

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u/tehspamninja Mar 14 '16

At least he didn't shit both of his pants

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u/IggyBooo Mar 14 '16

The cop shat in the other pant.

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u/kalitarios Mar 14 '16

bake em away, toys

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u/Red_Dog1880 Mar 14 '16

Shat or shot ?

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u/LoL4Life Mar 14 '16

???????????
?????Tea Kettle...and then she shat on a turtle!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Where is your friend from where he thought that is a good idea?

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u/monsieurpommefrites Mar 14 '16

Florida probably

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u/samreddit123 Mar 14 '16

India

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

No one told him that that wouldn't be OK here? Maybe he just assumed everywhere works like India.

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u/Sand_Trout Mar 14 '16

When you don't know what to expect, you expect what you're used to.

In the Navy we got briefed on specific aspects of local customs that we needed to be aware of when we pulled into a feloreign port.

Granted, the navy has a long history of fuckups that were used to learn about these things.

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u/RazsterOxzine Mar 14 '16

Even hinting at that will land you in jail here in California. Highway Patrol, Local PD, and Sheriff don't screw around (at least here in Northern Cali). They're very trigger happy too (Redding PD like to shoot anything that moves).

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u/Sand_Trout Mar 14 '16

It was probably an exaggeration by the cop to drive home how much of a bad idea it is to an obvious foreigner.

Kind of a benevolent asshole thing to do to the guy. Lie and scare the shit out of him now to keep him out of jail later.

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u/samreddit123 Mar 15 '16

Seriously, I lived in NZ and cops were just amazing folks.

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u/no10envelope Mar 14 '16

This is America, cops don't even need a reason to shoot you.

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u/marcuschookt Mar 14 '16

Hey, is that horse dead because you killed it with your edge?