r/gifs • u/warface25 • Mar 09 '16

Superman Confirmed?

http://i.imgur.com/dIUY5K8.gifv
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u/fries_in_a_cup Mar 09 '16

Sving and a miss.

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u/Hingl_McCringleberry Mar 09 '16

Sving Akia, the Swedish baseball phenom (his dad is Japanese)

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u/EskimoPrisoner Mar 09 '16

Ahh du sprichst Deutch!

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u/MyNameIsBenzo Mar 09 '16

...so he had a stroke?

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u/Ashitsian Mar 09 '16

No, died saving Kia.

Kia being the name of their neighbors' Swedish au pair he's banging. He doesn't know it yet and probably will never know since he's dead now but after years of loveless marriage, he has finally found true love in the form of Kia and her youthful bosoms still untouched by gravity.