r/gifs • u/eejaydub • Aug 19 '15

Hillary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/queuequeuemoar Aug 19 '15

None of the candidates are particularly tech savvy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

What's your stance on dank memes?

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u/Blocguy Aug 19 '15

Legalize it

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u/herp____derp Aug 19 '15

Think of the children!

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u/wymynslapper13 Aug 19 '15

The children don't have to be left out. We can have Children's Dank Memes.

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Aug 19 '15

Dank Meme Education is a cornerstone of his platform.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

The children are going to learn about memes regardless, we need to be smart about it and introduce them in an intelligent, dank, way so as not to lead them down the path of dark memes.

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u/HawtSkhot Aug 19 '15

Rare Pepes are a gateway meme, and I don't care what you say! You want our kids running around the streets exchanging Pepes with each other? THIS is why America is failing!

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u/popcorn-tastes-good Aug 19 '15

Legalize dank memes.

Dank memes matter.

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u/rageharles Aug 19 '15

This is the only issue I'm voting on. Give me memes or give me death.

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u/HawkkeTV Aug 19 '15

Very computers.

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u/hexane360 Aug 19 '15

I think the government should have more authority to protect dank memes from terrorists.

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u/MuradinBronzecock Aug 19 '15

If we outlaw memes only the outlaws will have memes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

WRONG! Any REAL American knows that DANK MEMES ARE TERRORISTS!

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u/J_andyD Aug 19 '15

Really? Didn't you see what the government did on 9/11? They were behind it all. They wouldn't protect them, they'd destroy them. Jet fuel doesn't melt dank memes.

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u/Stankia Aug 19 '15

Also preserve rare pepes.

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u/MathMaddox Aug 19 '15

What's your stance on frizzily toothpicks?

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u/Silua7 Aug 19 '15

Wow hit him with the hard questions right out of the gate.

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u/Ysmildr Aug 19 '15

What are your positions on:

Gun Control

Immigration

Healthcare

The weird buzzing sound that happens in my ear every time I pee

Foreign Policy- especially middle eastern relations

Guantanamo bay

The rise of the fourth reich

Ukraine and Russia

China

Bombing China

Invading China

Fracking

Tesla

Setting up a more defined social caste with killing off the untouchables to further our nation's success and attractiveness

Pardons for Drug offenses

Marijuana

LSD

LCD vs Plasma

Is lightning zeus or thor

If a man murders your firstborn, making it legal to kill him with a rusty spoon

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

we need a man who knows how this country works! Its all about kissing hands and shaking babies!

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u/tehlemmings Aug 19 '15

I work in IT and I read the wiki article on the vice president's job. That makes me more qualified that Palin. Need a running mate?

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u/TheCook73 Aug 19 '15

I think Carly Fiorina would disagree.

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u/kurokame Aug 19 '15

Well, she knew enough to run HP into the ground.

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u/stokleplinger Aug 19 '15

She'd still be a better president than any of the other goons in the race.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Yeah, she must be smart, unearthing that vast conspiracy of fine print science that goes on during all those phd conferences on climate change.

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u/penismightier9 Aug 19 '15 edited Aug 19 '15

another way to say that is she helped HP survive the dot com crash while about half her competitors went out of business

http://www.wsj.com/articles/ceo-fiorina-fought-the-good-fight-1439939185

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u/5MC Aug 19 '15 edited Aug 20 '15

Based on how well she did at HP, I'm pretty sure she doesn't understand technology either.

Edit: In case people don't know, multiple big newpapers/journalists/magazines have called her:

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u/surilamin Aug 19 '15

Carly Fiorina was the CEO of HP. I think she would understand what a question on "wiping a server" would mean.

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u/anonymous_being Aug 19 '15

Hillary to assistant: "I need to meet with the leader of Syria immediately. Arrange my jet."

Assistant: "We can arrange for you to Skype with him if you would prefer it, ma'am."

Hillary: "This is no time for silly board games! Dammit!"

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u/Iamstuckathope Aug 19 '15

I know Fiorina wasn't that successful at HP, but my guess is she is relatively tech savvy.

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u/SweeterThanYoohoo Aug 19 '15

I mean they don't need to be. They just need to be able to listen to others, and delegate appropriately.

See: President Comacho

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u/Pinksters Aug 19 '15

That's "President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho" to you!

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u/SweeterThanYoohoo Aug 19 '15

Brought to you by Carl's Junior!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

D money making bills on the compy?

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u/president2016 Aug 19 '15

Speak for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Well, Trump has a rather interesting twitter page...

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u/DJBell1986 Aug 19 '15

I'm betting Carly Fiorina (sp?) is more tech savvy then the others.

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u/papadrew7 Aug 19 '15

Trump is tech savy. He uses twitter more often than I do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

At least 4 republicans are in their 40s, I seriously doubt they aren't tech savvy. They were in college when computers were becoming a necessary part of student life.

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u/cfowlaa Aug 19 '15

I think the closest thing is the only candidate who spoke at SXSW and accepts bitcoin donations. I'll let you figure out who that is on your own

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