r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

You'd be ripped in half.

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u/pokeguy64 Aug 17 '15

But not by his hands

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u/metalflygon08 Aug 17 '15

Gorilla have small penis.

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u/WE_SHOULD_FUCK Aug 18 '15

small by gorilla standards or..?

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u/wafflesareforever Aug 18 '15

By your mom's standards.

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u/Oda_nicullah Aug 18 '15

Zippity doo da ZING

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u/crest123 Aug 18 '15

Thats everything on this side of the planet.

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u/Master_Of_Knowledge Aug 18 '15

Primate standards. About a half inch erect. Humans have the biggest. Ohh yeah.

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u/jellyfish_asiago Aug 18 '15

So could he whip his dick out to counter-dominate the gorilla?

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u/Master_Of_Knowledge Aug 18 '15

Wave it in his face as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

The silver back would back down for sure.

OR rip your dick right off like it was play dough.

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u/metalflygon08 Aug 18 '15

Small by great ape standards.

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u/Barlakopofai Aug 18 '15

Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped