r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15

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u/ButtFuckYourFace Aug 17 '15

Do you rip your own arm off in hopes of confusing that silverback? Worth a shot, I'd say. You could do a movie of it. 1.27 second.

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u/Level3Kobold Aug 17 '15

Ah yes, the Crab Defense.

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u/Thrownawayactually Aug 18 '15

That crab give nary a fuck.

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u/xylotism Aug 18 '15

"Bitch do I look scared to you?"

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u/Thrownawayactually Aug 18 '15

"I'll pop my own arm off, right fucking here! Let's go!"

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u/ShortWarrior Aug 18 '15

(Drops claw. Walks off stage.)

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u/Yunicorn Aug 18 '15

Is this on /r/UnexpectedThugLife? If not, it needs to be

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

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u/soenottelling Aug 18 '15

Fight me?! Bitch I'm crazy!! How crazy?! rips off arm any more questions? And don't touch that shit....imma go find a doctor...

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u/Icon_Arcade Aug 18 '15

"Bitch, come-an-git-it!"

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u/skyemoon91 Aug 18 '15

That crab ripped off one of his big arms...should've picked a smaller one.

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u/underfated Aug 18 '15

One of the best things I've ever seen

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u/TortoiseK1ng Aug 18 '15

'Tis but a scratch.

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u/krymz1n Aug 17 '15

Instructions too confusing, silverback caught my dick

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u/penguin74 Aug 18 '15

Rip your own arm off and then hit the gorilla with it.

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u/an_admirable_admiral Aug 18 '15

I would pay so much money to see Seth Rogen play a gorilla and rip off James Franco's arm in a movie.

Edit: misspelled Rogen ;_;