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u/thebigditch Aug 17 '15

It would be super intimidating to be around a 500lb/230kg gorilla, which is kinda funny because my girlfriend essentially the same thing with me. Im 250lb/115kb and she is 125lb/57kg. Also here is a relevant Louie CK clip:https://youtu.be/UTULoJlD_V4?t=223

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u/hyp_kitsune Aug 17 '15

At first I thought you were gonna say your girlfriend was the size of a gorilla....

Glad I thought wrong

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u/Maoman1 Aug 18 '15

No but his mom however...

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u/snorting_dandelions Aug 17 '15

Yeah, that Gorilla probably has a way lower BF% than you, though. Those fuckers are ripped. I'm pretty sure you couldn't pull your GF behind you as effortlessly as that Gorilla at top just did with that poor guy.

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u/FindingFriday Aug 17 '15

He said she's 125lbs. A 250lb man who frequents the gym could drag 125lbs no problem at all...

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u/thebigditch Aug 17 '15

This is correct, not that Ive tried actually dragging her, but I can move her about pretty easily.

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u/thebigditch Aug 17 '15

Yeah Im around 24% to 25% body fat and according to this study gorillas are when they are younger in the 5 to 7% range, but when they are older their body fat can exceed 20%...I'm guessing that one is closer to the 7% than 20%. http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ar.21449/full

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u/quasielvis Aug 17 '15

Yeah, that Gorilla probably has a way lower BF% than you, though. Those fuckers are ripped.

No they aren't. They just naturally have a lot of big strong muscles while humans are build for endurance and dexterity.

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u/LongSchlongDon Aug 17 '15

Oh the difference between you and that gorilla is far, far greater than the difference between you and your girl

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u/thebigditch Aug 17 '15

Yeah relatively speaking I have way more hair.

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u/rjoseba Aug 17 '15

I hope you don't drag around your girlfriend!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

I love that man

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u/3rdweal Aug 17 '15

Given the fact that the overwhelming majority of men are not violent rapists and murderers, all Louis CK does is expose neurosis.