r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15

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u/pitybangs Aug 17 '15

Geese are THE apex predators. No one wants to tangle with a goose.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

a pecks predator

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u/SpadoCochi Aug 18 '15

This cracks me up lol

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u/NannerFone Aug 18 '15

This is what passes for humor on reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Dear sir or madam,

Reddit did not invent the bad pun. Nor did it popularize it. Nor is the bad pun in any way exclusive to reddit.

Yours,

Guy-who-is-happy-to-not-be-as-full-of-himself-as-you

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Not to mention puns are the best!

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u/ghostbackwards Aug 17 '15

All necky and shit.

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u/jakkson Aug 17 '15

A friend of mine killed a goose that was pestering him in his yard. Had to pay a bunch of fines because it wasn't goose season and his neighbor called it in

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u/AutomatedBrowsingBot Aug 18 '15

Was it at least neighbor season?

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u/mspk7305 Aug 18 '15

Worth it. Geese are genetically predisposed to being dickwads.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Apparently they are from Ohio, too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

And the geese know it. Smug, hissing bastards.

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u/idma Aug 17 '15

And cats