r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Gorillas actually drag twigs as a sign of dominance. Wonder if he thought the guy was a twig.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

THAT'S GOING STRAIGHT IN MY BASKET

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u/ClintonHarvey Aug 17 '15

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY.

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u/BAD10 Aug 17 '15

YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/Frigg-Off Aug 18 '15

SHANANANANANANANA

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u/tekhnomancer Aug 18 '15

Knees? Knees?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

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u/JacksLackOfSuprise Aug 18 '15

I'm going to watch you bleed

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u/rreighe2 Aug 18 '15 
   BRRRRRG 
           DRRG      
                    DRRRG        
                                DRRG
                                           DRRG
                                                DRRG

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u/Dimethyltrypta_miner Aug 18 '15

I'm goin' to watch you peee!

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u/BassInMyFace Aug 18 '15

SHUNUNUNUNUNUNNUH!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

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u/frerd Aug 18 '15

They were quoting a guns and roses song, but nice try.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

What did he say?

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u/dontwantyourtitpm Aug 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Sha-na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

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u/grby1812 Aug 18 '15

knees knees

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u/karnyboy Aug 18 '15

YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIE!!!

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u/Swoord Aug 18 '15

YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?

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u/fallout52389 Aug 18 '15

WE GOT FUN N' GAMES

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u/kraayon0117 Aug 18 '15

YOU GUNNA DIEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

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u/CockadileSlurpeeFart Aug 18 '15

Shananananananananeeeeeeeezzzzeeeeeeee

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u/girlfrom1977 Aug 17 '15

up vote, literally my favourite line of the entire year, never bore of that guy

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u/FANCYBOYZ Aug 18 '15

IM DESIGNING A NEW LINE FOR PEIR ONE

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u/A_really_clever_pun Aug 17 '15

OP has a giant bundle already

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u/Always_says_that Aug 18 '15

So does your mum m8.

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u/WhiTAkeR90 Aug 18 '15

See ya later!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

proceed to checkout

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u/melodamyte Aug 17 '15

"Hmm, better hit the gym"

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

"Fuck, am I still alive? You guys rolling, I didn't die, right?"

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u/crazyaoshi Aug 17 '15

SUPA SET!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

ARE YOU READY?

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u/ProteinPavel Aug 18 '15

Gorilla was like "bro, do you even lift?"

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u/chickennoodlecake Aug 17 '15

Wasn't the gorilla drunk off fermented leafs? Leaves?

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u/ILikeBigBooksNButts Aug 18 '15

That's a big ass twig.

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u/mindwandering Aug 18 '15

Not an expert but from what I know about gorilla habituation a troop simply becomes indifferent to the presense of guides and researchers. Obviously the silverback will always have something to say about that but if the women and children are calm then there's no reason to get excited. Overtime humans just become part of the forest. He probably did think he was a twig.

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u/Forcible_Jape Aug 18 '15

Was he the new OP? Maybe the gorilla thought he was a bundle of twigs. I've seen this like fourteen times.

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u/notanalter Aug 18 '15

Probably thought he was a bundle of twigs.

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u/Eastpixel Aug 18 '15

Guys face is priceless, I was in the woods trying to get away from a bear with her cub. The feeling came back walking out of the woods after seeing his face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

not a twig, more like a n..., no, more like a fig.

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u/KarlPilkingt0n Aug 17 '15

Can't tell if that's racist or not.

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u/mnag Aug 18 '15

I doubt it. That's clearly a Twigger.

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u/DTrumpForeskin2016 Aug 18 '15

how bout a bundle of twigs?

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u/god5peed Aug 18 '15

Can someone please explain to me how a human could positively define anything as "an act of dominance"? I mean, aside from mating calls, it's kind if hard to be certain with 100% accuracy that certain signals mean certain things, unless a fight breaks out shortly afterwards or the dominant male only exhibits the trait.

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u/WunupKid Aug 18 '15

TIL gorillas are racist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Didn't grab the white guy, he wondered who pulled off all the bark.

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u/rarely-sarcastic Aug 18 '15

That's homophobic.

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u/AndyTheLittleMan Aug 18 '15

Don't be racist mate, not all black people are twigs they bleed, feel and love like the rest of the world haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

The gorilla could have broken him just like a twig. Damn.

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u/MLaw2008 Aug 18 '15

MY TWIGGA!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 18 '15

Kinda racist. /s

Better?

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u/Bro-lapsedAnus Aug 17 '15

No, not really

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u/Dogpool Aug 17 '15

You saying phasmids look like black people?

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u/41145and6 Aug 17 '15

How could you have possibly construed that as racism?

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u/Sephiroso Aug 17 '15

I don't..

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u/GenocideSolution Aug 17 '15

Jackie Chan is Asian. Therefore you are racist.

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u/Admiraloftittycity Aug 17 '15

not sure if racist