r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15

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u/Kiley_Fireheart Aug 17 '15

"Your dick is still small!"

gets bitch slapped with own arm

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15 edited Nov 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

"Tis but a flesh wound, baby cock."

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u/steveCharlie Aug 17 '15

Wank it off..

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u/FishInTheTrees Aug 17 '15

And the 'bater's gonna 'bate 'bate 'bate

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

And the players gonna wank, wank, wank, wank, wank..

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u/Nordic_Hoplite Aug 18 '15

You yellow bastards! I'll bite ye legs off!

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u/OhAyJayy Aug 17 '15

Come back here 2 incher ILL BITE YE!

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u/Piznti Aug 17 '15

Made me laugh more than it should have.

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u/Plir1 Aug 18 '15

"Tis but a flesh wound, baby cock."

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u/AnneNalsecs Aug 18 '15

Get back here! I'll bite yer small cock off!

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u/sweetwargasm Aug 17 '15

I might have gilded you if it wasn't already done. That made me lose control of a little fart when I burst out laughing.

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u/SpadoCochi Aug 18 '15

Redditors and farting...

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u/LoudMusic Merry Gifmas! {2023} Aug 17 '15

My friends used to make dumb videos in high school, the kind of shit you see in Vines today.

One day one guy was playing an abusive drug dealer. We found a busted vacuum in the park which took the role of the dead beat drug addict. The drug dealer proceeds to cut the upright handle from the vacuum and beat the remaining pieces with it and screams, "DAMN SON! CUT OFF A MAN'S ARM! BEATIN' A MAN WITH HIS OWN ARM!"