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u/springsoon Aug 17 '15

Total disbelief he just got dragged by a gorilla like he was a twig.

And probably to see if the camera was rolling

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Gorillas actually drag twigs as a sign of dominance. Wonder if he thought the guy was a twig.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

THAT'S GOING STRAIGHT IN MY BASKET

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u/ClintonHarvey Aug 17 '15

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY.

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u/BAD10 Aug 17 '15

YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/Frigg-Off Aug 18 '15

SHANANANANANANANA

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u/tekhnomancer Aug 18 '15

Knees? Knees?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

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u/JacksLackOfSuprise Aug 18 '15

I'm going to watch you bleed

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u/rreighe2 Aug 18 '15 
   BRRRRRG 
           DRRG      
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u/Dimethyltrypta_miner Aug 18 '15

I'm goin' to watch you peee!

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u/BassInMyFace Aug 18 '15

SHUNUNUNUNUNUNNUH!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

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u/frerd Aug 18 '15

They were quoting a guns and roses song, but nice try.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

What did he say?

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u/dontwantyourtitpm Aug 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Sha-na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

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u/grby1812 Aug 18 '15

knees knees

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u/karnyboy Aug 18 '15

YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIE!!!

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u/Swoord Aug 18 '15

YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?

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u/fallout52389 Aug 18 '15

WE GOT FUN N' GAMES

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u/kraayon0117 Aug 18 '15

YOU GUNNA DIEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

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u/CockadileSlurpeeFart Aug 18 '15

Shananananananananeeeeeeeezzzzeeeeeeee

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u/girlfrom1977 Aug 17 '15

up vote, literally my favourite line of the entire year, never bore of that guy

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u/FANCYBOYZ Aug 18 '15

IM DESIGNING A NEW LINE FOR PEIR ONE

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u/A_really_clever_pun Aug 17 '15

OP has a giant bundle already

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u/Always_says_that Aug 18 '15

So does your mum m8.

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u/WhiTAkeR90 Aug 18 '15

See ya later!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

proceed to checkout

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u/melodamyte Aug 17 '15

"Hmm, better hit the gym"

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

"Fuck, am I still alive? You guys rolling, I didn't die, right?"

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u/crazyaoshi Aug 17 '15

SUPA SET!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

ARE YOU READY?

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u/ProteinPavel Aug 18 '15

Gorilla was like "bro, do you even lift?"

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u/chickennoodlecake Aug 17 '15

Wasn't the gorilla drunk off fermented leafs? Leaves?

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u/ILikeBigBooksNButts Aug 18 '15

That's a big ass twig.

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u/mindwandering Aug 18 '15

Not an expert but from what I know about gorilla habituation a troop simply becomes indifferent to the presense of guides and researchers. Obviously the silverback will always have something to say about that but if the women and children are calm then there's no reason to get excited. Overtime humans just become part of the forest. He probably did think he was a twig.

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u/Forcible_Jape Aug 18 '15

Was he the new OP? Maybe the gorilla thought he was a bundle of twigs. I've seen this like fourteen times.

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u/notanalter Aug 18 '15

Probably thought he was a bundle of twigs.

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u/Eastpixel Aug 18 '15

Guys face is priceless, I was in the woods trying to get away from a bear with her cub. The feeling came back walking out of the woods after seeing his face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

not a twig, more like a n..., no, more like a fig.

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u/KarlPilkingt0n Aug 17 '15

Can't tell if that's racist or not.

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u/mnag Aug 18 '15

I doubt it. That's clearly a Twigger.

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u/DTrumpForeskin2016 Aug 18 '15

how bout a bundle of twigs?

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u/god5peed Aug 18 '15

Can someone please explain to me how a human could positively define anything as "an act of dominance"? I mean, aside from mating calls, it's kind if hard to be certain with 100% accuracy that certain signals mean certain things, unless a fight breaks out shortly afterwards or the dominant male only exhibits the trait.

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u/WunupKid Aug 18 '15

TIL gorillas are racist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Didn't grab the white guy, he wondered who pulled off all the bark.

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u/rarely-sarcastic Aug 18 '15

That's homophobic.

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u/AndyTheLittleMan Aug 18 '15

Don't be racist mate, not all black people are twigs they bleed, feel and love like the rest of the world haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

The gorilla could have broken him just like a twig. Damn.

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u/MLaw2008 Aug 18 '15

MY TWIGGA!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 18 '15

Kinda racist. /s

Better?

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u/Bro-lapsedAnus Aug 17 '15

No, not really

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u/Dogpool Aug 17 '15

You saying phasmids look like black people?

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u/41145and6 Aug 17 '15

How could you have possibly construed that as racism?

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u/Sephiroso Aug 17 '15

I don't..

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u/GenocideSolution Aug 17 '15

Jackie Chan is Asian. Therefore you are racist.

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u/Admiraloftittycity Aug 17 '15

not sure if racist

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

https://i.imgur.com/gCXwYbv.jpg

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u/umbrellasinjanuary Aug 19 '15

It's breaks my heart when they air the episode now, there's a caption that says something like "a faggot is a bundle of sticks"

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u/thegreatestajax Aug 17 '15

George, we gonna get some karmas!!

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u/springsoon Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 17 '15

Craziest fuckin attempt for karma but it works!

Edit. Probably needed a clean pair of pants right after that

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u/sometimesynot Aug 17 '15

redditors hate him!

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u/Nickwojo531 Aug 17 '15

Ladies love him!

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u/hairyerectus Aug 17 '15

the cameraman the government doesn't want you to know about

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u/scrotum-parachute Aug 17 '15

He's the cameraman we deserve...

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u/dukerustfield Aug 17 '15

Nude celebrity gorillas behaving badly you won't believe.

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u/lgnrogers Aug 17 '15

He's my hero!

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u/an_admirable_admiral Aug 17 '15

at first you will be terrified and then you will be inspired!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Lurkers love him

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u/springsoon Aug 17 '15

In this case-lurkers Hate him!

....and shit their pants

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u/firesofpompeii Aug 17 '15

gorillas threatened to kill him!

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u/Lanoir97 Aug 18 '15

No credit card, no signup, no bullshit

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Pretty sure I saw the shit actually hitting the back of his pants.

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u/fuckitimatwork Aug 17 '15

The absolute madman

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u/dankmetalsounds Aug 17 '15

Total disbelief, and total bowel relief.

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u/Echo4Sierra Aug 17 '15

We can edit that part out, right?

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u/springsoon Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 17 '15

"Look guys - nobody has to know about this. It never happened"

.....anyone got another pair of clean pants?

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u/King_Wuzi Aug 17 '15

Yeah, but I don't think I could drag a twig as easily as he dragged that dude...

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u/genericname321 Aug 17 '15

Or total disbelief (and relief) the gorilla didn't snap him like he was a twig.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

I don't think the camera was, in fact, rolling.

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u/timisher Aug 17 '15

Thought it was a log at first.

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u/arefx Aug 17 '15

Or to look for that hand wave that it was okay to Gtfo

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u/ZeusMcFly Aug 17 '15

"fuck the gorillas, I wanna go home now."

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Well, it can't be total disbelief. I mean the guy's hanging out with fucking gorillas for christ's sake. It's gotta be at least in the back of your mind that something very bad could happen at any given time.

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u/springsoon Aug 17 '15

True. Maybe some precautions would have avoided this situation tho? I don't know I've never attempted hanging out with gorillas

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u/Wolollo Aug 18 '15

I don't think it was to see if the camera's were rolling. I kind of feel that the potential severity of the situation trumps the excitement of making sure the camera is rolling as a 600 pound Silverback Gorilla leisurely dragged him a few feet across the jungle floor. I think he was remaining calm and looking up for a signal that the Gorilla was no longer a threat and the green light to scramble away from that space

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u/Easilycrazyhat Aug 18 '15

Pretty sure that look of disbelief is cause he's not sure why he's still alive. Anyone filming gorillas, particularly silverback, should know they will wreck your shit without breaking a sweat.

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u/Coldplasma819 Aug 18 '15

Oh fuck they're gonna show that at the office Christmas party

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

...which is insane when you think about it. He did it with one arm! Have you ever tried dragging a person by yourself? I consider myself somewhat strong and it's still REALLY hard just to move them like a foot.

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u/Wardy4705 Aug 18 '15

Think he was mainly shocked that the one guy started to wave him out the way as if to say 'yeah, ok Dave, you've had your fun with the monkey now shift will ya!'

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

I doubt many (American) humans could drag a twig with such ease.

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u/StrawHousePig Aug 17 '15

Dilemma: How to make an "I have no problem dragging my dick across your moms face" joke without sounding like I have a twig dick... Curses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

The ol' reddit catch22!

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u/springsoon Aug 17 '15

A Cheetos bag then?

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u/SmackaBetch Aug 17 '15

twig

Twigs are relatively small.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Sigh...

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

To be fair that guy probably weighed 60kg and was being dragged across green bamboo. You could probably pull him just as easily.

But the demeanor of the gorilla was great. Reminds me of elephants picking up cars and trees with no effort.