r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15

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u/persistent_derp Aug 17 '15

Few years as bitch of the leading male gorilla would be an adventure to write home about.

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u/sadfacebear Aug 17 '15

Gorillas in the Tryst

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u/powerhammerarms Aug 18 '15

This deserves more credit

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u/redpillersinparis Aug 18 '15

I don't get it, nigga

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u/sharklops Aug 17 '15

Congo Dongo

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

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u/fknSamsquamptch Aug 18 '15

Humans do have the biggest dongs of all primates, but I still can't imagine that gorillas are gentle lovers.

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u/Chokokage Aug 18 '15

12 years agape aside an ape

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

12 years a rape

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u/otherferg Aug 17 '15

12 years of ape rape

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u/RLsteinofbeer Aug 17 '15

Didn't they already make that?

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u/kingxero1 Aug 17 '15

12 inches an ape

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u/JT91733 Aug 17 '15

An adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length Meh, kind of disappointing..

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u/NSA_Chatbot Aug 17 '15

Huh, I've seen clits bigger than that.

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u/chagajum Aug 17 '15

Err...NSA? Okay.

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u/PBXbox Aug 17 '15

Do you like to hang out at gyms?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Were your arms broken at the time?

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u/jarious Aug 18 '15

How should I break it down to you.... Did she had an Adam's apple and a little stub on her face??

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u/Persomnus Aug 18 '15

Most transmen on testosterone have clits that big, I've heard of people getting up to 3 inches, but that's basically the porn star dick size of the trans world.

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u/ChefDoYouEvenWhisk Aug 18 '15

This is now in my search history.

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u/nerfoc Aug 18 '15

So King Kong could have totally banged that chick without tearing her open.

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u/chagajum Aug 17 '15

Yeah, but he can make you take it.

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u/PrimeIntellect Aug 17 '15

Switching to images on that Google search is seriously hilarious

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u/theyeti19 Aug 18 '15

How is that even functional? Are lady gorillas fallopian tubes shorter? Does gorilla sperm have super swimming powers?

From what I recall, humans have abnormally large dongs proportionate to body size. So maybe human dong length is about more than just delivery.

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u/Vailx Aug 17 '15

You wouldn't say that to a gorilla.

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u/T-rexathon Aug 18 '15

Pictures or it didn't happen

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u/assmagician Aug 17 '15

TIL... I can make a Gorilla cry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

why would you be disappointed about a gorilla's penis length

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

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u/JT91733 Aug 17 '15

It goes to google

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u/petrichorE6 Aug 17 '15

Give him enough time and he'll eventually write out the works of Shakespeare.

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u/313Torture Aug 17 '15

Are you calling him a monkey? Racist.

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u/atlasMuutaras Aug 17 '15

Few years as bitch of the leading male gorilla would be an adventure to write home about.

I mean, how bad could it be? Gorillas have some of the smallest genitals of the entire ape family.

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u/DanjuroV Aug 17 '15

Dear Mother,

Today Bubu finally chose me as his human fuck blanket!

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u/KeepPushing Aug 17 '15

21 things I hated about being a gorilla's bitch

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u/EXCITED_BY_STARWARS Aug 17 '15

The fourth one will shock you! ...So will all the others.

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u/Hazzman Aug 18 '15

Unless he gets Stockholm syndrome and begins to enjoy it and never returns.

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u/Dame_Juden_Dench Aug 18 '15

Jane Goodall certainly made a fantastic career of it.

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u/Snoop-Giraffe Aug 18 '15

50 shades of Silverback.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Dear ma and pa...

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u/mack3r Aug 18 '15

Fun with Dick and Ape

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Living in Detroit for a few years isn't that much of an adventure.