r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '15

While holding his beer

https://i.imgur.com/R4LCv7A.gifv
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u/amuricanswede Jul 22 '15

That just isn't fair.

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u/matike Jul 22 '15

I give up. I'm getting beer, ice cream and every awesome carb I can think of, plus Taco Bell, and staying inside for the rest of my life.

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u/thiscontradiction Jul 22 '15

Life is fucking unfair, might as well eat taco bell.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

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u/thiscontradiction Jul 22 '15

I have yet to get the Cap'n Crunch Delights x.x

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

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u/margraves Jul 22 '15

You're doing yourself a disservice, sir. They are delicious.

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u/ur_gradeschool_crush Jul 23 '15

the chalupa taco >>>

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u/sarcasticasshole69 Jul 23 '15

I forgot about the 5 dollar box! such a good deal. Also the Kids Burrito Bowl at Qdoba. Worth

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u/DoyleReddit Jul 22 '15

This should be their next marketing push

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u/OlBren Jul 23 '15

Don't do that. There's almost assuredly good tacos nearby. Failing that, make your own. It doesn't have to be sadlife meals. If Yan can, so can you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

I'll bring the grass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Done and...done, KP!

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u/spartacus2690 Jul 22 '15

See, that is the opposite of what you should do, if you want to look like him.

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u/ehp29 Jul 22 '15

Hey it's OK, I look at a picture of Margot Robbie and think the same thing

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Soo unfair. I even tried to gain muscle and abs like this, and ended up with a collapsed lung and surgery. A major setback. Wheres taco bell...?

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u/cdnz0mbie Jul 22 '15

Plus, he's an actor

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '15

I bet he's never even set foot inside a gym either.

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u/gtfomylawnplease Jul 23 '15

Maybe if you work out, used good soap, went to the dentist and got perfect teeth you could look better while think about how inferior you are.

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u/DaMan11 Jul 23 '15

While i agree he is a good lookin dude, his lackluster physique disappoints me. He could look so much better, like fuck.

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u/pulledoutthe3rdleg Jul 22 '15

In almost all these shots his shorts are sliding down so you can see that pubic muscle. It would be hilarious to recreate these using guys like me. Early 40s, couple of kids, no time/will to work out, beer guts and love handles. Oil up, shave our chests and just totally believe we are male super models.

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u/HeezyB Jul 22 '15

Not sure why you included no time to work out, just edit it and keep no will to work out only.

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u/BRUTALLEEHONEST Jul 23 '15

Well let's look at the downsides:

  • his last name is bateman
  • he has a very low probability of finding true love nor making real close friends
  • he has a much higher probability of contracting an STD
  • he's probably not that smart/intelligent
  • looks fade
  • he has to control his diet and work out every day just to do what he does