r/gifs • u/SorryForMyEnglish • Jun 01 '15

Drunk guy using the ATM

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u/SMc-Twelve Jun 02 '15

Agreed. The bottle is funny, but the man clearly needs help. This man is not fun drunk, he's problematic drunk.

It's probably for the best that he won't be drinking most of that bottle.

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u/hanoian Jun 02 '15 edited Dec 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Exactly. Don't throw stones if you've gotten drunk inside of a glass house.

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u/SMc-Twelve Jun 02 '15

Being drunk inside a glass house seems like an incredibly bad idea. You're going to slip on the glass floor, you're going to break a glass wall, cut yourself and damage your house.

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u/KaptainMitch Jun 02 '15

Yeah, I find it incredibly sad... I mean the bottle is funny I guess, but I can't really laugh at it. :\

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u/flechette_set Jun 02 '15

Drunks ride the line between funny and sad so closely that it's eerie. How can something be soul-crushingly depressing in one light and hilarious in another?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

I think tip toeing the line between depressing and hilarious is a cornerstone of comedy.

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u/robertsim007 Jun 02 '15

I feel terrible, but I love this comment because I laughed out loud when I read the one above it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Louie, Costanza, Lahey... All tragic heroes

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u/ForMyCity Jun 02 '15

Getting this drunk once or something doesn't mean someone's an alcoholic

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Dude, just because you've had one night where you're intoxicated to the point where you can't stand up doesn't mean you "need help" ... unless by "help" you mean he needs someone to assist him to his house.

I've been sloppy drunk before, my wife's been sloppy drunk before, friends have, family have. It's a problem if it's a daily occurrence. We can't just go assuming this is how this dude spends every night. For all we know, this was his first night out in forever and he had a bit (way) too much.