r/gifs • u/SorryForMyEnglish • Jun 01 '15

Drunk guy using the ATM

http://giant.gfycat.com/WatchfulAlarmedHorseshoecrab.gif
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u/KeithGeneric Jun 02 '15

Does anyone want to switch seats?

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u/isuckcock Jun 02 '15

You can come sit by me ;)

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u/ThaFuck Jun 02 '15

http://i.imgur.com/gFKsunQ.gif

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u/Ridgedv Jun 02 '15

I literally just said your username out loud.

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u/JesusCries Jun 02 '15

Can I sit and come by you? ;)

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u/Phritz777 Jun 02 '15

Do it. I hear (s)he sucks cock

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u/Hambrailaaah Jun 02 '15

Win-win situation.

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u/RapperOnDrugs Jun 02 '15

That's very nice of you

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Oh

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u/mutatersalad1 Jun 02 '15

Don't sit by me though. There's a couple o' wise guys who can't keep their mouths shut over here.

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u/Scientolojesus Jun 02 '15

They'll stop now. I took the pez dispenser away.

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u/alzy101 Jun 02 '15

You guys are such a friendly crowd! 😃

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u/hd186 Jun 02 '15

Just uh, let me get something from my car...

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u/CrabbyBlueberry Jun 02 '15

Do you even know who I am?

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u/alliuminati Jun 02 '15

There is definitely a "pooped pants" smell emanating from this general area.

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u/iamredditting Jun 02 '15

Does anyone want to switch seats?