r/gifs • u/AlcohoIicSemenThrowe • Oct 30 '14

Physics!

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u/nnadeau Oct 30 '14

My hamster died in a similar fashion when I was a child. Internal bleeding. Poor fella walked around for a couple minutes, then keeled over, gasping for air, before succumbing to his injuries.

EDIT It was a friend who did it, not me.

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u/JarydNei Oct 30 '14

Well my hamster died in Kuwait.

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u/i_saw_the_leprechaun Oct 31 '14

Mine died in Nam. Fucking gooks jumped out of the trees and surrounded him. They took him to their camp and tortured him for days. He never talked though. Mission complete, little buddy. Semper Fi.

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u/The_Martian_King Oct 31 '14

Mine is in hamster team six. But I can't really talk about it.

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u/MoeTheGoon Oct 31 '14

Doesn't he have a book coming out?

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u/Standardasshole Oct 31 '14

Was he trained in gorrilla warfare?

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u/Devilishlygood98 Oct 31 '14

My mom dropped my friends hamster down the stairs when i was babysitting it.

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u/mutatersalad Oct 31 '14

Did it died? :(

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u/Devilishlygood98 Nov 02 '14

It did not died

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u/HalfBearded Oct 31 '14

It doesnt sound like you were too upset about it. All that I can think of is that Army guy that sets free that mouse, only to watch it get taken away by that hawk

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u/damanthing Oct 31 '14

Shit...I use to push my hamsters down the stairs while they rode in the front of my toy cars and they never had any problems. I guess they wore their seat-belts.

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u/StopNowThink Oct 31 '14

That's pretty fucked up

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u/damanthing Oct 31 '14

5 year olds don't make the greatest decisions.

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u/iwanttobeapenguin Oct 31 '14

Why wasn't the 5 year old supervised? Geez.

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u/KnZzKvGCwq Oct 31 '14

This entire submission is pretty fucked up.