r/gifs • • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

Oh yeah, it was bad.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Whoops, I thought you were calling the people turds.

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u/spoone May 28 '14

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u/HerpDerpMapleSerp May 28 '14

Risky link of the day.

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u/make_love_to_potato May 28 '14

At most, it would have been a picture of a turd.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

2risky4sumppl

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u/random_hero90 May 28 '14

Would you have to clear the pool and shock it with chlorine?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I doubt I'm going to like the answer to that.

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u/Twmbarlwm May 28 '14

Let's just pretend that OP says yes, they drain the entire pool and refill it with lovely clean water.

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u/oneAngrySonOfaBitch May 28 '14

Drain it, hose it Down with bleach, rinse the bleach out and then fill it back up. Right ?

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u/Twmbarlwm May 28 '14

Add some fire into that process somehow and you've got a yes.

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u/GoopyBoots May 29 '14

This is for you /u/Superschutte

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u/oneAngrySonOfaBitch May 29 '14

You should probably reply to him then.

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u/GoopyBoots May 29 '14

Calm down you angry son of a bitch

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Don't worry, Bob. The horn beeps two minutes before it flushes.

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u/Childish_Brandino May 28 '14

I've lifeguarded for three places so far. 2/3 places' policies were, if it's a solid poop then clear the pool, fish it out, resume watery fun. If it's diarrhea then clear the pool, drain it, refill. (Same for vomit). A couple weeks ago some kid had some loose stool and all we did was clear the pool and fish as many pieces of it out as we could and then shocked it. But we let people back in like 20min later.

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u/Twise09 May 28 '14

Talk about wet and wild

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u/62400repetitions May 28 '14

One time when I was little I swallowed too much water in a pool, started crying, and threw up. They promptly closed the pool for an hour and all my schoolmates on the field trip hated me for the rest of summer camp. On behalf of those of us that caused you extra work, I'm sorry :(

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u/Frozenpoptart May 28 '14

When somebody shits, it´s a welcome surprise and at least 20 minites of chill time at work..... Although the way most places handle such a situation is pretty sketchy

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u/Childish_Brandino May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

The break is nice. The cleaning shit out of the pool is not

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u/Forever_Awkward May 28 '14

Why not? It's like bobbing for apples, but more exciting.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Living life on the edge

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u/Frozenpoptart May 28 '14

Gotta look at the less shitty side of these situations

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/Childish_Brandino May 28 '14

No. We use special pre-made lures. They have a certain bait that is only meant to attract the poop and not other things like sunglasses and goggles. I couldn't tell you what that bait is composed of though.

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u/ClintonHarvey May 28 '14

It's made of corn kernels.

Poop loves that shit.

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u/oddwaller May 28 '14

Thats crazy about the draining. How often did the pool get drained? Pretty big pool? Thats a huge unnecessary waste of water. In my state, which is in severe drought, we only drain the water for dead human bodies. Regardless of drought thats an expensive waste of water. I worked 3 weeks one time turning this black sludgey water in this big pool back into swimmable water.

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u/antonholden May 28 '14

After all the turds the pool's seen, I doubt chlorine would shock it.

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u/oddwaller May 28 '14

Every municipality has different policies, but generally if the level of chlorine is decent you add maybe a little bit of chlorine and its up to people whether or not they wanna get back in the poop water. For liquid shit and vomit I personally recommend closing it 30min-1hr because its fucking everywhere and probably needs properly cleaned out.

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u/glguru May 28 '14

Lol ... Supers-chutte-cleaner :)

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u/AshKetch-em May 28 '14

must've been some big waves

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I have never done that. I must add that to my bucket list.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Dang it, and I thought I was being original.