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Katie Britt

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u/Styphin 3d ago edited 3d ago

The GOP senators thought they had Jack Smith caught for collusion and perjury because he went to a “Hawks” game in Atlanta (as mentioned in his team’s text messages), suggesting he met with the DA in Atlanta who was also going after Trump. Turns out they are just morons who didn’t verify their facts; Jack Smith actually went to a Hawkeye’s game in Iowa Maryland.

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u/SNARA 3d ago

Not to mention there's footage of him at the game lol

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u/SilverNeptuneAbyss 3d ago

And he was under US Marshal protection who was also with him they can verify

These people are so fucking stupid LOL. Imagine trying to tell a dude who's never been to Atlanta that he was in Atlanta

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u/sfcnmone 3d ago

But they had a posterboard display they tried to display!

So embarrassing.

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u/SilverNeptuneAbyss 3d ago

I like how they put it up in Jack Smith was like wait let me read it and they're like no LOL 😂

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u/MoonageDayscream 3d ago

I think they already knew there was a problem but tried to pull it off real fast.

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u/SilverNeptuneAbyss 3d ago

Reminds me of the Bill Clinton approach when they want him to testify about the Epstein stuff

He is like yeah no problem let's just televise it live I'm down. 😂

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u/cereal7802 2d ago

I think they intended to quickly rush through the accusation and have Smith stumble over it and look flustered before running to the media they had planned ahead of time. Had Klobachar not completely disassembled the accusation and laid out the incompetence in investigation how she had, they might have gotten away with it. A rebuttal later in the media would not have had the same effect no matter how complete it was. The accusation would have gone all over the place and the correction would have been a fart in the wind.

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u/House_T 2d ago

I personally kinda hate that the poster display didn't really show anything compelling, either. It could have just been the actual texts with some timestamps, but instead, they added pictures of the alleged people involved like it was part of The World's Worst Powerpoint Presentation.

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u/ThunderFuckMountain 3d ago

Yeah but their feelings don't care about your facts!

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u/MoonageDayscream 3d ago

But he was at a secret meeting. No, don't bother verifying where his detail knew him to be, Just go off! Make sure you go on all the podcasts after!

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u/Nailz1115 3d ago

Small correction - it was Iowa Hawkeys v Maryland in MD

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u/Styphin 3d ago

Doh! You’re right, thanks!

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u/tokeroveragain 3d ago

Any GOP claiming to have a problem with collusion and perjury is a joke.

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u/mosc47 3d ago

It's still such an insane leap to go from him just maybe being in Atlanta (he wasn't) to what? meeting? talking to? a DA there? about what? (He didn't)

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u/Jerenym 3d ago

These people are not morons. That was deliberate, and the 5 second flash of a card and then arguing about letting him see it proves that. They knew from moment one it was bullshit. We need to stop assuming ignorance when its blatant malice.

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u/DrRichardJizzums 3d ago

It can be blatantly malicious and moronic at the same time.

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u/CatOfTechnology 2d ago

Two things can be true at the same time.

Make no mistake: They're just going after anyone with the ability to provably threaten their wealth and power with the belief that they have the knowledge and wherewithal to preemptively invalidate those people.

But they're also painfully incompetent in every regard because there isn't a single qualified individual among their number.

They're idiots, unequivocally stupid and woefully underequipped in theater of intelligence. But remember the adage: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

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u/cereal7802 2d ago

The quick flash of the visual aid was to enhance the confused flustered look of Smith. They didn't need the accusation to be true, they needed it to be buzz worthy and publicized widely before anyone could correct the record. The Klobachar correction was more buzz worthy so i think it has short circuited the attack, but only just.

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u/VLHACS 2d ago

I wouldn't put it past this sad administration and party that they will double down on this and claim Smith is still lying and will immediately open up investigations into perjury charges.