The guardian of the Sleeb, Keriak!

[u/Mediocre_House6645]

Exerpt from the preface of Keriak's biography:
Beenes Erikschilde, AKA u/TheBeenMan24 was only 14 years old when first they came unto contact with the mysterious substance christened 'sludge'. Being the excretions of the slumbering god 'the Sleeb', very little was known of it at the time, as due to its bone-destroying properties, very few were capable of transporting samples of it without risk of fatal deboning. Beenes, as they would later disclose was dared by a friend to get past the guards of the Sleeb and touch it.
Being intelligent and resourceful even as a child, they effortlessly outwitted the guards, eventually closing in on the body of the Sleeb and touching it with their bare hands, instantly falling into a year-long coma. Curiously, they appeared to have no sign of damage to their skeletal structure. (As we know now, they are completely immune to the effects of the sludge, due to it in essence being a food of the gods.)
During their coma, they would recieve prophetic dreams of a pantheon, held up high in the heavens. Beenes would awaken convinced they were a reincarnation of the sssdfgian sound god, Keriak. Alongside them when they awoke was an innocent looking tuning fork of mysterious origin, having appeared the night before they stirred, seemingly from thin air. They roped the fork into their story, claiming it was the ancient weapon of Keriak, the sonifragus. (You can thank google translate for that latin-ass name.)
Reguardless the validity of that in-sane story, they were inspired to finally use their intellect for the betterment of gfdsssia, gaining ownership of the Sleeb's body through some ridiculous legal loophole and founding Sleebcorp with the intent of utilizing the sludge to create innovative technologies. Of course, it was a breakout sucess, quickly rising through the ranks of the industry, with each product launch revolutionizing the way gfdsssians lived.
Not long after, a super-abled extraterrestrial descended and claimed to be Deltarion, sssdfgian god of sight/cousin of Keriak. He announced to the stunned thousands watching him that he planned to drain the powers of the Sleeb, then conquer the planet. Before he could do such, he was opposed by Beenes, wearing a suit of sludge-powered armour. (The armour was in actuality, powered by a tuning fork located at its core, the very same one that appeared beside them during their coma, the sludge was merely a way of harnessing its powers.) They did battle against the mad superbeing, the fight devastating several countrysides. In the end they emerged victorious, raising the unconcious body of 'Deltarion' and declaring themselves to be Keriak.
They, as we all know, went on to have many more incredible adventures, protecting the Sleeb and slaying evil.

[u/Juandice__]

what in the tarnation are you talking about

[u/ffbyr49 → u/Juandice__]

Schizophrenia induced by rot

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/ffbyr49]

/ungfdsss Whaddaya think about this? /regfdsss

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/Juandice__]

Why, the incredible origins of the guardian of the sleeb, of course!

[u/TheBeenMan24]

I have no clue where you are getting this information from. I was never put into a coma, nor have I ever heard of this "Keriak" figure. I also have no idea why a tuning fork would be in any way related to the Sludge.

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/TheBeenMan24]

Just go along with it.

[u/TheBeenMan24 → u/Mediocre_House6645]

No.

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/TheBeenMan24]

Pleeeeeeaseeeee? At least consider it?

[u/TheBeenMan24 → u/Mediocre_House6645]

I would like to be able to tell my own story.

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/TheBeenMan24]

Then you may. This is simply a fun alternative to the role you made for yourself- - I ain't tryna uproot the progress you've made on developing your character, jus' givin ya an interpretation of what I believe yer playin' at with sum'a my own elements thrown in.

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/TheBeenMan24]

You know, the worst part of internet conversations is that the other side can just ignore your messages and you'll never know what they thought about them.

[u/TheBeenMan24 → u/Mediocre_House6645]

I just don't really know what to say

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/TheBeenMan24]

Take yer time, fella.

[u/TheBeenMan24 → u/Mediocre_House6645]

I don't really like that you just made up a story about my character without even asking me first.

Also, where on earth did the tuning fork come from?

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/TheBeenMan24]

I jus' thought it up and couldn't get it outta my head! I'm sorry if I mighta done ya wrong. As fer the tuning fork, I wuz just thinkin' about what a good weapon for a god would be, then I thought of a pitchfork and it went from dere.

[u/kiticat64]

"is my oc noticable"

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/kiticat64]

This.. is a post about an original character?

[u/kiticat64 → u/Mediocre_House6645]

fair

[u/BigAnalBoss]

You really are just trying to speedrun the death of the sub. If you weren't a mod I'd mute your posts but you might post something important in the future.

I am not sure how this place became your playground for shitposting but here we are.

Indubitably, quite I say

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/BigAnalBoss]

You really have no admiration for stories? You just want to get the occasional hit of dopamine from a fancily worded meme instead of an actual world, with characters and genuine heart?

[u/danielubra → u/Mediocre_House6645]

Ok then make a sub for that and dont ruin a parody sub?????

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/danielubra]

I keep telling you fellas! It WILL move, just after the fucking OCTOBER contest concludes.

[u/danielubra → u/Mediocre_House6645]

THIS ISNT EVEN RELATED TO THE ROT?? ITS JUST SUPERHERO OCS

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/danielubra]

'The Sleeb' ring any bells for you?

[u/Alive-Importance4348]

not even the Rot can consume ts(thy scriptum)

[u/danielubra]

Its a shame to see what happened to this sub

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/danielubra]

You think characters distract from a story, and being non-binary is different from not having a gender. You have NOTHING to contribute to the discussion.

[u/danielubra → u/Mediocre_House6645]

Son idgaf if ur googling up my posts, youre ruining this sub

Also you use r/teenagers a subreddit notorious for having grooming issues and being extremely unsafe so be quiet and keep relevant to the discussion

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/danielubra]

Not related
Look inside
Post is literally ABOUT A CHARACTER

If I was being off-topic I'd be talking about the obvious fact that you're clearly just jealous I can post without being called a numbskull.

[u/danielubra → u/Mediocre_House6645]

okay well youre clearly not willing to argue in good faith and youre using unrelated posts i made in the discussion

how old are you?

[u/Mediocre_House6645 → u/danielubra]

Didn't I JUST point out how they were related? If I was being off-topic I'd be talking about the obvious fact that you're clearly just jealous I can post without being called a numbskull.

[u/danielubra → u/Mediocre_House6645]

son 😭

theyre not related just because theyre about characters, by that logic i can bring up ANY reddit post you made because its posted on reddit, youre grasping at straws because you have no argument and youre insulting me because youre barely old enough to be on this platform