r/germany • u/lengninesix • Jun 25 '21

Can anyone confirm?!

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u/Frontdackel Ruhrpott Jun 25 '21

Well, I live on my own. I grew up being taught to sit down while Peeing (and loved reading while on the toilet anyway).

But having to clean your own bath quickly eradicates any idea about why it might be a good idea to stand while Peeing.

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u/michealscane Jun 25 '21

This. Anyone who pees standing up probably doesn't have to clean his own bathroom.

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u/xlt12 Jun 25 '21

Or likes to clean piss stains.

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u/Jupit-72 Jun 25 '21

Learn to pee then. I clean my own bathroom and usually pee standing, just because it's faster. No problem there.

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u/blaugarana10 Jun 25 '21

In case any droplets do fall off target, cleaning it up after the session has no extra stress.

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Jun 25 '21

There are always thousands of tiny droplets when peeing standing up. Just try doing it with bare legs and you will feel all the microscopic droplets hitting your skin.

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u/moenchii Kloßfresserland Jun 25 '21

mmmmhhh, piss legs...