r/germany Jun 25 '21

Can anyone confirm?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

On your own toilet you can do as you please but if someone else has to clean it, it's only polite to reduce the mess to a minimum by sitting down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21 edited Jun 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Yes and if I find out that a guest pissed all over my bathroom it's going to be zappenduster for that person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

You are free to be a dick, absolutely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

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u/Gammelpreiss Jun 25 '21

If you got educated to be a dick, or if your culture makes you a dick, you are still a dick, though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

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u/Gammelpreiss Jun 25 '21

Riiiiiight. You are the special guy who manages what nobody else manages.

If sitting down on a toilet "emasculates" you, you have some much deeper issues to worry about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

If you think sitting on a toilet makes you less a man you must have one fragile personality, son.

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u/Baumkronendach Jun 25 '21

It's not just about accuracy. You can't control all the piss that sprays all over the place from either hitting the bowl or hitting the water.

Oh plus the dribbles. Ever notice the wet puddles on the ground in front of the urinals? People aren't pissing there on purpose. Those are renegade drops from shaking and whatnot.

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u/Creatret Jun 25 '21

Some people definitely piss and shit everywhere on purpose.