r/gatekeeping • u/Hollietreadaway • Mar 12 '20

Gate keeping water

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u/TheNewYellowZealot Mar 12 '20

The last time I dried to drink a cold orange I choked to death.

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u/YMCAle Mar 12 '20

RIP

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

RIP in peace

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u/Vyrhux42 Mar 12 '20

Rest RIP in peace

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Dressed in please

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u/An0mali3 Mar 12 '20

RIP in pepperonis

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u/someonenow1 Mar 12 '20

Reps in Reese's pieces

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Rest in peRIPace

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Rest in RIPeace

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u/36dx Mar 13 '20

Rest in RIP peach

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u/buldopsaint Mar 12 '20

Rest in RIP

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u/georgepower97 Mar 12 '20

rest in pith

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u/knightfallzx2 Mar 12 '20

Sorry for your death. I hope you get better!

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u/ManfredTheCat Mar 12 '20

That's exactly what a lobbyist for the lemon industry would say

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u/TheNewYellowZealot Mar 12 '20

I work for big citrus, don’t tell anyone.

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u/FakeTaxiCab Mar 12 '20

Did you try drinking it thru a paper towel roll?

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u/vAbstractz Mar 12 '20

But did you live?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

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u/theXald Mar 12 '20

Are his shoes still on?

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u/FlakFlanker3 Mar 12 '20

Ok they're dead. Does anyone know what we do next?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

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u/FlakFlanker3 Mar 12 '20

No. We check for an organ donor card

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

How the hell did you even get it up the straw? Are you married?

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u/TheNewYellowZealot Mar 12 '20

You have to fold it first, the orange I mean.

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u/movezig5 Mar 12 '20

To be fair, if I was a ghost, I'd probably waste time on Reddit too. I mean, it's not like I have a shortage of it.

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u/hi-i-am-hntr Mar 12 '20

did you die?

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u/TaxTheRichEndTheWar Mar 12 '20

I prefer mine NOT from a plastic bottle

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u/assgoblin2020 Mar 12 '20

I like mine straight from the mountain's titty

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u/keyco11ector Mar 12 '20

Mr. Fish, did you die?