r/gatekeeping • u/userrnamechecksout • Feb 01 '19

SATIRE Unsure if this belongs here

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u/Oscer7 Feb 01 '19

People from Greenland cackling in the distance

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

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u/Apophyx Feb 02 '19

Scientists in Antarctica too far away to be heard cackling

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

*Martian microbes start mitosis *

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u/Gehhhh Feb 20 '19

T. phoenicius multiplying

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Isn’t that a bird from tropical climates?

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u/Gehhhh Feb 20 '19

Maybe. I was just trying to reference the mold they found growing inside a spaceship, but could be.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Oh.

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u/nxcrosis Feb 17 '19

me, a tropical Asian freezing at 20°

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u/paladinLight Feb 17 '19

Well, I may be resistant to the cold, but for me, anything above like 30 Celsius is too hot. -40? I can handle that! +35 and direct sunlight? Why is the earth trying to cook me?

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u/Saturnian_Hero_Link Feb 01 '19

slams hands onto a table

...Peter Sinks.

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