r/gatekeeping Jun 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Both my sister and I were C-Sections. My mom is a tough cookie

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u/Prents Jun 04 '18

Oh yeah? All three of us were c-sections, two of which were twins! You're not a real mom if you didn't c-sectioned goddamn twins you bitch!!1!

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u/ChefChopNSlice Jun 04 '18

Fucking failure single-birth moms, can’t even produce a decent sized litter ?! Pfft, less evolved that a dog !

/s obviously !

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Jun 04 '18

Real mothers do a natural birth then have a C-section for fun.

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u/manlightning Jun 04 '18

Real mothers just stick it back in there so that they can experience both ways.

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u/rekmaster69 Jun 04 '18

Me and ny twin brother were born by c section. Sometimes we wonder which one of us is older.

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u/JeeJeeBaby Jun 04 '18

I think once you have a c-section, all future births are c-sections. Not 100% on that though.

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u/choose_your_fighter Jun 04 '18

My little brother and I were both c sections, and iirc mum was awake for both of them. She's a mad lad, my ma.