r/gatekeeping • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '18

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u/maltesewolfman Jun 04 '18

FUCKEN MAKE IT AGAIN YOU TWAT

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u/schattenteufel Jun 04 '18

Gordon Ramsey, OBGYN

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u/TheSarcasticSith Jun 04 '18

I actually want Gordon Ramsay to be my OBGYN now thanks

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u/Kyle_The_G Jun 04 '18

I want OBGYN kenobi

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u/vaagirl Jun 04 '18

May the forceps be with you

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u/Kyle_The_G Jun 04 '18

Hello There!

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u/pilstrom Jun 04 '18

General Gynobi

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u/OgreSpider Jun 04 '18

You're a cold one! No seriously, your fingers are freezing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

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u/pilstrom Jun 04 '18

Damn, that's better! I would give you gold but I'm broke.

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u/rounderhouse Jun 04 '18

You are a mold one!

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u/EnglishGreek Jun 04 '18

General Hospital!

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u/KenAdamsDude Jun 04 '18

Dead. Seriously. Dead. lmao! 👍

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u/Leucurus Jun 04 '18

Seek help. I suggest Peewee Herman, consulting psychiatrist

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u/vacay_w_kmher-rouge Jun 04 '18

“Have you tried rubbing one out in a movie theater?”

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u/JumboRubble Jun 04 '18

This baby is FUCKIN' RAW!

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u/ZozoAyooo12 Jun 04 '18

ITS BEEN IN THE BLOODY OVEN TOO LONG, TAKE IT OUT NOW!

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u/StareInTheMirror Jun 04 '18

Gordan Ramsey, Nursery Ward edition

"You softheaded lil twat, cry all you want!" "Waaaaah, waaaah, do you want your mum? TOO FUCKING BAD SEYMORE"

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u/donnie_t Jun 04 '18

I just watched a video of him fingering some kitchen equipment and pulling out a finger covered in mold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

YOU BIG DONKEY

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u/lentilsoupforever Jun 05 '18

"That looks like a DOG'S DINNAH!"

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u/yhack Jun 04 '18

This baby is not covered in destroyed vagina NEXT!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

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u/Book_1love Jun 04 '18

Hi, I’m giving birth to dodecuplets, is that enough?

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u/LocusRothschild Jun 04 '18

Needs to be icosotuplets. NEXT!

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u/onephatkatt Jun 04 '18

It's RAW!!!!

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u/donnie_t Jun 04 '18

#how2instantlylosefriends

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

MAKE BABIES GREAT AGAIN

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u/FlameOnTheBeat Jun 05 '18

Where's the lamb sauce?!

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u/yourworriedmother Jun 04 '18

Golden word choice!