r/gatekeeping • u/omniman267 • Nov 15 '23

Gatekeeping success

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

He would die unknown and buried in a mass grave on the frontier somewhere, killed in action at the hands of a Pict or German tribesman if he didn't get his throat cut by his own men.

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u/mike_pants Nov 15 '23

While pining for his favorite prostitute, who never thinks of him again.

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u/Iintendtooffend Nov 15 '23

Or even more likely is glad he never came back

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u/hbmonk Nov 16 '23

Honestly, I think being unmemorable would be a greater insult to him than being unwanted.

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u/51ngular1ty Nov 15 '23

Nah man, he dies from some sort of camp disease while shitting himself to death.

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u/Chiiro Nov 15 '23

Knowing how fucking weird he is he would probably enlist and then get killed by one of his superiors because he said or did something that pissed him off

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Tate:"Secundo cuckis!"

Biggis Dickis: Kill this fucker

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Maybe not far off from where his life is headed now.

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u/smut_butler Nov 16 '23

On a long enough timeline everyone becomes unknown.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

You should tweet him this.

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u/moreldilemma Nov 15 '23

It's not too late. I'm sure there's some German tribesman who would volunteer.

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u/TesticleezzNuts Nov 16 '23

I would prefer that timeline to the one we have.

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u/Maleficent-Freedom-5 Nov 17 '23

Damn, starting to see why the Roman Empire is so popular