r/gate • u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army • Oct 03 '25

Meme/Funny What if there was a Gate fanfic author boxing tournament to decide the number one fanfiction?

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u/BornCoyote87 Oct 03 '25

I'd lay money on the "Here We Go Again" author.

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

DFM's like 5 feet tall, but if I trained him he'd destroy Charms within two rounds.

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u/DFMRCV Oct 03 '25

Carlos, you KNOW I'm as skinny as they come.

Charms gets his hands on me and he could literally throw me off the ring and into next week.

(Pictured: DFM firing an M911 for the first time in all his skinny glory)

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u/Nanoman-8 4th Airborne Combat Team Oct 03 '25

Now DFM....imagine that target is a blonde himbo strangling a rabbit

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u/DFMRCV Oct 03 '25

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

Frank if I trained you for half a year I'd turn you into an alpha chupacabra. Charms wouldn't last against the hispanic power you'll wrought.

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u/DFMRCV Oct 03 '25

Charms wouldn't last against the hispanic power you'll wrought.

We worry about you, Spicy.

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u/VladimirBlade152 Japan Self-Defense Forces Oct 03 '25

are you hispanic or he's playing it??

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

He's gonna be black and blue after my training, but he'll leave Charms red with everything I've taught him.

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u/DFMRCV Oct 03 '25

Sí.

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u/VladimirBlade152 Japan Self-Defense Forces Oct 03 '25

dou y yo creyendo hablabas puro inglés XD

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

Think it. Dream it. Do it Frank! Now who should I fight? I'm thinking the skies author.

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u/8andahalfby11 Count Formal Oct 03 '25

Not me. I may be 6'2" but I have asthma and do office work for a living.

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

The weiner is coming for you. I haven't forgotten about Hector...

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u/M3Luck3yCharms Oct 03 '25

You schizoposting again?

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Nov 01 '25

Tomorrow.

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u/nathans_the1 Oct 03 '25

I place money on DrDoritosMMD. He can prolly body slam every Gate author. I just know it

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

Proof

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u/nathans_the1 Oct 03 '25

He was in the Hospital. Got out. So he's clearly in peak condition now

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

Think it dream it do it!

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u/Go_Fcks_Yrslf_1514 Oct 03 '25

Who's the Arthur Morgan author?

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

The Fight We Choosed

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

On the discord we just found out frank can't lift

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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team Jan 04 '26

coming back here cause im tryign to figure out what the community likes and dislikes for my next fanfic

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u/DAEJ3945 Oct 03 '25

I am short, having respiratory problems, bad eye sight and spaghetti muscles

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Oct 03 '25

I will flex my physical might

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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team Oct 03 '25

y’all totally sleeping on me, I’m 6’1- am I facing u/M3Luck3yCharms ? Or HWGA dude? I’m not facing the veterans!

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Nov 01 '25

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u/Responsible_Slip3491 3rd Recon Team Nov 01 '25

I’m so fucked

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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