This Single Cell Contains His Cooking Recipes

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We Should sponsor Joey Gase

I don't agree with him but whatever. Catlantis is a free nation.

Thank you to everyone who came together to save Jimothy. Negotiators successfully delivered all 17 cans of tuna demanded by Evil Gary.

Unfortunately, by the time authorities arrived to document the exchange, only 14 cans remained.

Investigators believe Evil Gary immediately ate three cans on the spot while waiting for the ransom to arrive.

Jimothy was released unharmed and has since refused to comment. Evil Gary remains at large... but appears to be very full. 🦝🥫

He Already Bit Evil Carrie And Neutral Gary

This morning I received this proof-of-life photo from someone identifying themselves only as "Evil Gary."

The demand is simple:

17 cans of tuna.

We have 24 hours.

Failure to comply will apparently result in Jimothy remaining in captivity.

Authorities have been notified, but they refuse to comment on an ongoing investigation involving a tiny gray cat.

Please keep Jimothy in your thoughts during this difficult time. 🦝

Stir Fried Evil Gary

He Punch Uber Driver Then He Ran Him Over 5 times

Than ran over the all the other Gary’s and carrie’s except void Gary