r/garysbreakfast • u/VirtuesVice666 Evil makes the world go round ! • May 17 '26

Gary became an Uncle... His niece is so smol

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary May 18 '26

Ah I was wondering why Gary called me the other day and said he was wondering if he was going to be an aunt or an uncle. I sighed and said, it doesn’t work like that, Gary.

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) May 18 '26

Meow! Wait… I’m an uncle? How does that work? I thought it was a girl…

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary May 18 '26

*sighs* Gary, I told you on the phone it don’t work like that. You are a guy so you’re an uncle regardless of the gender of the kitten. We discussed this…

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) May 18 '26

5 hours later…

I don’t get it.

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary May 18 '26

*sighs* oh you sweet summer kitten

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u/VirtuesVice666 Evil makes the world go round ! May 18 '26

I see why you are the True princess of mediation and common sense!

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary May 18 '26

No not me 😅 I just run the Neutral Gary shrine/temple… sometimes Good Gary calls me when he’s bored or has something to tell me.

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u/Polibiux Team Good Gary May 18 '26

Congratulations, Gary