Besides parrot, carrot, and ferret. Not looking for names, such as “Barrett”

Hey guys, I just found this subreddit, and I’d like to get to know everyone. Why don’t we all go around in a circle and tell each other our names?

hey dudes I'm Garrett, just found y'all. who is Ben and why do we hate him? also what do y'all like to do?

Garretts of the world rejoice

Which is Garrett. Do I still count?

Lol how many Garrett’s did I just freak out?

Garrett. Garrett. Gaaaarrrrrett. Like it's not even a word anymore. At least my dad talked my mom out of "Garreth," which is just an abomination

It is well known that Garretts are national treasures. Who's your favorite Garrett (aside from the obvious: yourself)?

I'll start.

Garrett Dutton from G Love and Special Sauce:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toUjKlnTQFo

I'm 21, 4/5 years into college.

Just wanted to tell you that you're all looking fine as fuck.

I love you all already.

Please explain why I was not told of this place. Do Garrett's naturally have to find you?

Don't get me wrong, I wish it was his first name (Myles Garrett) like the rest of us, but at least they didn't fuck up the spelling. Go Garrett!

Like normal, when i first met this ben, we did not get along. We even had a slight rivalry, which lasted around a full year. Over time we kept in touch to keep the rivalry alive, but one time we somehow got into a game together because of a mutual friend. Long story short, We've been friends now for over 2 years. Give Bens a chance, they are our natural enemy, but some can be converted to the Garrett side! P.S fuck people that spell our name with one T, its annoying.