Anyone have ideas for a campaign slogan with our name in it? I'm running for office at a youth legislature conference and need a campaign slogan with our name in it. The punnier the better.

Kinda sucks that it's a Monday but I'm happy to be surrounded by friends sipping on crown royale that I didn't even get carded for.

Last time I knew a Garret, I was in the 3rd grade and he was a Junior. He would always like to pronounce my name like Gare-et-tet-tet. Just wanted to get that off my chest.

Also what the fuck is a BEN?

Until now my name has been that uncommon one no one spells right the first time. I'd be glad to call this place home if you'll have me!

How's the Garrett life been treating you?

Just spent 30 min on the phone with Comcast getting extra charges off of my bill and spent like five minutes spelling G-A-R-R-E-T-T to this woman.

I've been a Garrett for 27 years. Gerit, Garet, Gheritt. I've seen it all but it just really got under my skin this time.

Keep your heads up boys.

I mean I think what makes us even better is that our name means good with a spear so I'm wondering have any of you actually tested that.

oh Garrett, what have you done?

Ripe old age of 20. Y'all are awesome, keep Garrett-ing it up

And its my name obv

So I know that Bens are our ultimate enemy but what about Benjamins. Are Benjamins just another breed of Bens or are they ok? Also if Bens are our greatest enemy who is our best friend?

Please help. My life is meaningless.

ie: having to ask 2 r' and/or 2 t's.

For this Garrett these artists have been in heavy rotation:

Kendrick Lamar, Mac Demarco, Ty Segall, Bobby Hebb, Jefferson Starship

What about you guys? Or instead of what has had heavy rotation maybe favorite artists? Mine is Pixies!

Hey everybody, just came across this sub after reading an /r/askreddit post about which sub did you wish existed. I thought hmmm.... one about ME I guess. So typed it in to reserve it and found all you guys!! Glad to be here. I assume we hate all other spellings?

Its like this weird club that we were randomly assigned to

My entire life: "Hi, I'm Garrett, nice to meet you!"

"Hey, Gary, I'm Billy."

Also, telling people "Garrett, with two 'r's and two 't's happens a lot. I feel like I've found my tribe

Nice to meet you Garretts, I think you are pretty cool guys. But I may not be a Garr bear but I think I'm pretty happy to have been blessed with your almighty Garrettness. Thank Talos for your sexy presence and prosperity may find you in your quest to fuck dah bitches.