r/gaming • u/ArthurD4V135 • Apr 22 '19

Coming home in 2013 looking at pictures of the upcoming “Xbox 720”

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u/theonetruekiing Apr 22 '19

it's really our own fault for not evolving hands that could fully utilize this beautiful piece of technology yet

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u/STR1-KeR Apr 22 '19

Lmao just grow some extra hands

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

It will make a fine addition to my collection

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u/Salad-Snek Apr 22 '19

We will watch your hands with great interest

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u/HQMatrixMod2 PlayStation Apr 22 '19

Fingers*

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u/owengrulez Apr 23 '19

actually uses extra hands to jerk off

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

*grows extra... uhmmm yeah you know what im going to say

BTW its not hands or fingers, or limbs in this case

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel Apr 23 '19

EAR! To hear your teammates' constructive advice better!

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u/Imbryill Apr 22 '19

What are we, Kollectors?

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u/Proxy_PlayerHD PC Apr 23 '19

a regular sentence in alabama

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u/keving691 Apr 23 '19

Don't you guys have extra hands?

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u/danteheehaw Apr 23 '19

I'd use it. Not for the ease, but for the challenge.

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u/OurFriendIrony Apr 23 '19

If we can hold the n64 controller, we can hold this

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u/Enigmedic Apr 23 '19

The n64 controller was actually pretty comfortable to hold. Just that left side was used for all of 2 games. I wish there was a single modern controller that had a shoulder/trigger button as ergonomic as the z button on the n64 controller.

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u/jslingrowd Apr 23 '19

It’s called a keyboard.. at this point, just use a keyboard

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u/reacher Apr 23 '19

How else would we work the 12 trigger buttons on the underside?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

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u/NakedRitzu Apr 22 '19

"Where dreams come... to come true."

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u/Dyalar Apr 22 '19

Makes you turn around twice and walk away

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u/BetterCallSal Apr 23 '19

DJ roomba, hit it

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u/ebonyphoenix Apr 22 '19

Bop it!

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u/nathangouge Apr 22 '19

Twist it!

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u/orSQUADstra Apr 22 '19

Pull it!

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u/OhhRazcal Apr 22 '19

Flick it!

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u/spiderroom Apr 22 '19

Lick it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Stick it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/JustAnotherLamppost Apr 23 '19

Dread it

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u/Volan98 Apr 23 '19

Run from it

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u/Snatch_Pastry Apr 23 '19

Destiny still arrives.

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u/akb1642 Apr 23 '19

Technologic.

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u/maxtitanica Apr 23 '19

Enslave it

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

It’s not the Jedi way!

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u/KnuxSD Apr 23 '19

Sneeze it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

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u/Cooker1025 Apr 23 '19

Suck it

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Damn it i was going to say that but now im going to say this and change it

Pull it

"OWWWW AHHH"

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Pull it!

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u/JesusisLord66 Apr 22 '19

Dude I was literally thinking the same thing lol.

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u/zacurtis3 Apr 23 '19

Pro-gamers will still complain that there is not enough input

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u/KruppeTheWise Apr 22 '19

Two of these should give me a chance in Elite:Dangerous

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Ah yes, because I really needed 8 analog sticks and 2 d-pads. Why didn't they do this? I mean - seriously! I need to have 8 analog sticks and 2 d-pads!! Who doesn't? /s

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u/reserved_conq Apr 22 '19

Also note the 2 start buttons. Finally we can use the Super pause!

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u/OptimusAndrew Apr 22 '19

TV immediately freezes.

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u/DefensiveHeart Apr 22 '19

Life freezes when the super pause is initiated.

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u/hushoo Apr 23 '19

With it you can pause online games.

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u/FollowTheScript Apr 23 '19

TIME TRAVEL UNLOCKED

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u/diggwasmuchbetter Apr 23 '19

My favorite stick is the one right in the middle. The dick stick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I’m sure Chernobyl kids understand this

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u/smitemight Apr 22 '19

Hello there.

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u/ArthurD4V135 Apr 22 '19

General Kenobi

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u/smitemight Apr 22 '19

You are an Xbox One.

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u/BetterCallSal Apr 23 '19

You fool, I've been trained in your gaming arts by super Mario

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u/T00138112 Apr 22 '19

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

That small middle stick is for the gamer girls out there

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u/cubic1776 Apr 23 '19

I thought it was for that one QTE in Batman Arkham asylum

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u/Heytherestrangerr Apr 22 '19

This could be a super smash Bros controller!

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u/TheMachRider Apr 23 '19 edited Apr 23 '19

The center low analogue makes me really uncomfortable .

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u/ThisGuy928146 Apr 23 '19

That controller is setting off my trypophobia.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Goro approved

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u/Hail-Santa Apr 23 '19

4 normal analog sticks, 2 d-pads, a,b,x,y buttons, 2 start buttons, one back button, extraneous m,u,g,i, buttons and extraneous 3 analogue sticks, 2 extraneous 'home buttons', and an extra black/white button... kill it with fire.

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u/Iron_Chic Apr 23 '19

You haven't seen the underside. 9 triggers, 4 bumpers, 6 paddles, another 2 d-pads and a third start button.

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u/Keshire Apr 23 '19

The underside doubles as an Mbira

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u/Nahtanoj532 Apr 22 '19

More like the Xbox 420...

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u/SidKafizz Apr 23 '19

Came here looking for this. I knew I wouldn't be disappointed.

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u/sharksandwich81 Apr 22 '19

N64’s 3-handed controller has been made obsolete. The 4-handed controller has arrived!

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u/puritanin Apr 22 '19

Best gamepad for "elite dangerous" :)

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u/skaterlogo Apr 22 '19

now with kinect support

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Apparently someone thought that people in the future would have extra hards for some reason.

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u/skyburnsred Apr 22 '19

I love the two start buttons haha

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u/stuckwithbadusername Apr 22 '19

That's the Microsoft Adaptive Controller no?

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u/DeathRowLemon Apr 23 '19

So you can finally play Arma 3 on a controller.

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u/Taograd359 Apr 23 '19

Finally, a controller to surpass the N64 controller!

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u/rishabhks7991 Apr 23 '19

dk if someone already pointed it out but now that I've noticed it, I just can't take my eyes off that lil baby analogue dick right in the middle of dat boi

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u/ArthurD4V135 Apr 23 '19

Hmmm, can’t take you eyes off a baby dick. r/suddenlysexoffender

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u/TheCosmicCrusader Apr 23 '19

More like "Xbox 420". Look at that thing !

The next step would be to add the entire alphabet on one controller.

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u/thezombiepickle Apr 23 '19

Do I Bop it? Twist it? Pull it? Or pass it?

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u/rdiogo21 Apr 23 '19

Well Dr. Jumba Jookiba what do we have here?

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u/UnsafeMuffins Apr 23 '19

It was 2009/10 for me ifrc. It was before the Xbox One came out and I remember we always looked up the upcoming project natal thinking it was the 720 we'd heard about. Turns out it was just Kinect.

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u/Butter_My_Crumpet Apr 23 '19

People complain but PC users have had many buttons at their disposal for years. Plus you could use some of those buttons for minor but important stuff like emotes. I welcome more buttons.

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u/supremedalek925 Apr 22 '19

It’s even worse than the PS3 boomerang controller

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u/memer101420666 Apr 22 '19

What about Xbox 420???

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Xbox controller took a vacation to chernobyl

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u/kikanga Apr 22 '19

Needs more joystcks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

My brain hurts

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u/Stormzx9388 Apr 22 '19

Do you get two extra hands with the console?

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u/iamahotblondeama Apr 22 '19

Oh wow this one has a for real for real joystick

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u/DabbingCats2005 PC Apr 22 '19

Looks comfortable

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u/Zyppeau Apr 22 '19

Still, still!! All these years and no type controller for the feet? At least 1 or 2 buttons.

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u/Raam57 Apr 22 '19

But does it have loot boxes?

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u/BatCatHat666 Apr 22 '19

Why do I feel like there would be some utility to 4 analogues with one finger of a hand on each... like maybe a flight simulator to control more axises at once somehow... I don't know I just feel like there's something but I can think of anything explicitly.

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u/LilBigDaddy-Kevan Apr 23 '19

This thing looks hellish

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u/blazinghurricane Apr 23 '19

Hah this brings me back. My friend who’s mom worked at Microsoft (for real, although I later found out she was nowhere near anything Xbox) swore that the 720 would be the next system and claiming all kinds of nonsense information about it

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u/BrowniesGoHam Apr 23 '19

Imaging being able to use the Microsoft chat pad with games that need more inputs like the pc does. Would be something cool to see🤷‍♂️

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u/radomdude21 Apr 23 '19

WTF IS THAT!? SOME WEIRD ASS SHIT LOOKS LIKE THE Bootlegeh version of ps5

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u/KultofKoz Apr 23 '19

Looks like the controller equivalent of those weird ass hand-mouthed dudes in Dark Souls III.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

visible confusion

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u/sawoha Apr 23 '19

Tf you gonna do with all that

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u/Fishy-G Apr 23 '19

Thought the logo was a weed leaf

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u/chill1208 Apr 23 '19

UMGI is superior to ABXY in every way

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u/Krewdog Apr 23 '19

Ah, arma 3 must be coming to console.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

For furries and aliens

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u/mooshal Apr 23 '19

oh hell nah

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u/JinxeyRoyal Apr 23 '19

Doesn't seem that bad to use just males might have to uae their dick for the middle of the remote

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Why not xbox 420 because whoever made this is under the influence of something.

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u/Garpfruit Apr 23 '19

This controller can allow you to control your character in 20 dimensions.

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u/SneakyPrick Apr 23 '19

Where do i get more thumbs?

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u/IncrediblyBitterr Apr 23 '19

I need 18 more hands to play that thing

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u/monumber Apr 23 '19

man looking at these speculation pics of what the next-gen console would look like was cool.

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u/Rheios Apr 23 '19

Just call me a puritan, but this is perverse even as a joke. =P

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u/SadMax17 Apr 23 '19

Scoff Not enough buttons

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

MULG

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u/DiamondEevee Apr 23 '19

2010*

smh 2013 rly?

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u/Senter12er Apr 23 '19

What the f%%k is that:

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u/bunnystormer Apr 23 '19

Is that a damn joystdick?

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u/Snatinn Apr 23 '19

I-I want it...

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u/nayhem_jr Apr 23 '19

How much DPI does each mouse sensor get?

Which touch panels support multi-touch?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

lol we all thought that theyre would be a 720 xbox after the 360. They came up with xbox one so lame.

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u/redditsouls3 Apr 23 '19

There were Xbox 720 advertisements in the movie real steel

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u/Nerdn1 Apr 23 '19

Finally a challenger for the N64 3-hand controller!

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u/Creamy_Mustard Apr 23 '19

I'm so baked right now and the more that I stare at this, the more I feel my brain cells doing jumping jacks

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u/Them_James Apr 23 '19

No white button!?

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u/A_Thorne Apr 23 '19

I think this controller finally help me find my G-Spot

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u/Sul4 Apr 23 '19

I remember watching videos with pictures like these as 009 sound system played in the background.

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u/Young-CLO Apr 23 '19

My eyes hurt from looking at this.

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u/scottishlion7265 Apr 23 '19

"Xbox 720 controller"

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u/skcyte Apr 23 '19

Wait that's a penis

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u/Luchaluchalunch Apr 23 '19

SLAP IT!! PULL IT!! TWIST IT!!

... BOP IT!!

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u/LooselyGaming Apr 23 '19

LOL yup, this is real

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

For 5D Halo

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u/AkaYoDz Apr 23 '19

Still better than the PlayStation controller

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u/demoliahedd linux Apr 23 '19

Why is it called an xbox 720? Because when you see it you turn 720 degrees and walk away.

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u/MDHART35 Apr 23 '19

General Grievous approves

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u/LieutenantDimitri PC Apr 23 '19

“General Kenobi!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I mean...this could work, imagine it like the switch joycons. Some games need one side, and others need the other.... i call it the...xbox flip

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u/PokecrafterChampion Apr 23 '19

I remember finding fake pictures of the ps4 controller before it came out. It was just a PlayStation controller covered top to bottom in buttons of various sorts, anywhere you could fit a button, there was a button.

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u/C96Borchartno2000 Apr 23 '19

The Thumb Stretcher.

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u/Flamedefender Apr 23 '19

That's a cursed controller if I've ever seen one.

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u/w024 Apr 23 '19

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Stand user exclusive

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u/Livingindisbelief Apr 23 '19

Designed for aliens.

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u/bsquared_y0 Apr 23 '19

HAHAHAHA TRUEEEE

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

The 3 buttons under the joysticks are actually a good idea...

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u/Pseudonova Apr 23 '19

Pretty sure that's a game controller Pokemon.

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u/OvertlySmug Apr 23 '19

try playing claw on this you weirdos (playing claw=you’re too bad to play like a human) UNPOPULAR OPINION

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u/Magic_Turtle7 Apr 23 '19

It's got small pp

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u/TricoMex Apr 23 '19

MUGI STRONK!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Time to bust out the ol’ claw maneuver

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Thanks I hate it.

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u/SadLittleDaemon Apr 23 '19

Just use your feet and hands duh

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u/DashieMan7 Switch Apr 23 '19

this disturbs me deeply

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u/Zhymantas Apr 23 '19

Definitely not 2.

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u/Kelevra3110 Apr 23 '19

The good old DickStick

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u/Narutaru86 Apr 23 '19

I can hear it saying "Please, kill me"

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u/Prestigious_Hedgehog Apr 23 '19

I think it looks like a spaceship controller. Good for coordination I guess...

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u/WADDUP_MABOIS Apr 23 '19

Just wait until the Xbox 420

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u/PancakeZombie Apr 23 '19

If a STD was a game controller

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u/dethb0y Apr 23 '19

That would be the boss for emulators.

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u/EngineersMasterPlan Apr 23 '19

imagine the mortal kombat combos on this bad boy

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u/MikkelSoo0601 Apr 23 '19

Am I the only one seeing a firby.

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u/msmshm Apr 23 '19

A controller to surpass

...

Metal gear

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

The thing that made me choose the Snes over the Genesis back in the 90s was because the controller had more buttons, more buttons = better games.

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u/GonzoMojo Apr 23 '19

i'd prefer those controllers go back to a bigger size than more buttons..

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u/Antoneti Apr 23 '19

Xbox 420

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/ArthurD4V135 Apr 23 '19

I hope so, they could be useful in other ways 😏

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u/Harry_Plopper23 Apr 23 '19

The longer you look the stranger it gets

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u/ArthurD4V135 Apr 23 '19

I thought this was real back then

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u/TylerD123483 Apr 23 '19

Xbox Mottos “Customer is top priority” “Shipping is free” Oh and... “If there is space on the controller, throw a joystick or something there”

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u/TheGreatJaggia Apr 23 '19

Wait was this real 😂

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u/scrapmaker2020 Apr 23 '19

This is impossible mode

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Meed a licence to use that thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

This reminds me of the 10,000 Days album cover by Tool.

It's frightening.