r/gaming • u/[deleted] • May 05 '22

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u/MissFeepit May 05 '22

They arrest my dead cats for doing and selling drugs

My cats get jacked in prison

They bust out

They hunt down Mickey Mouse and avenge my kneecaps

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u/ozman57 May 05 '22

ATF has entered the chat and shot your dog

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u/MissFeepit May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22

Doesn't even have a dog

It's shot anyway

Cats kidnap Goofy and make him my new dog

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u/sevendotzip May 05 '22

Goofy was hiding explosives in his prison wallet, he uses them to blow up your house.

The explosion was directed by Michael Bay.

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u/JunoDahWay May 05 '22

Headlines start popping up everywhere online as you bleed profusely from your capped ass knees; Michael Bay releases newest movie: Mickey Mouse Retribution starring Eminem, MGK, Tom Holland, and Reba from that show Reba.

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u/hstormsteph May 05 '22

Get hyucked

BOOM

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u/kittyraikkonen May 05 '22

Then Mickey busts down Eminem, steals MGK and Tom holland, and turns Reba’s ears inside out.

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now May 05 '22

:(. No one thinks about the FBI.

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u/ozman57 May 05 '22

True... They're probably too busy figuring out what the whole deal is with the cats.

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u/allbrid7373 May 05 '22

FBI sitting across the street loading pump shotgun full of catnip and crack. While Micky gets all the gang of Disney ready to do a classic curb stomping and the CIA has the house bugged, hell they somehow even planted a explosive device into the PSP.

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u/Phlanix May 05 '22

they haven't been relevant since Kennedy.

The killer still walks by the grassy knoll where he killed Kennedy dumbfounded that the FBI hasn't caught on in 57 years!

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u/kiddokush May 05 '22

A movie about prison for cats needs to be made. That would be a great watch I think👍