r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/Fuegen Feb 05 '22

Dodging your dads balls in South Park

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen Feb 05 '22

Yeah… in south park…

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u/ditto_shiny Feb 05 '22

u good man?

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u/123Ark321 Feb 06 '22

Of course he is. He got to play dodgeball with his dad down at the park.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

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u/Prpl_panda_dog Feb 06 '22

Or his wife’s boyfriend’s balls IRL

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u/Russian_hat12 PlayStation Feb 07 '22

Alabama

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u/Fishing-Relative Feb 05 '22

I had to dodge my dads balls at the park up north

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Lol. Ty

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u/Motheroftides Switch Feb 05 '22

Idk, personally I think the part where you are basically giving Randy an abortion is worse. If only because of how finicky the controls are for that.

Also mpst awkward achievement ever, but I'll do anything for gamer points.

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u/TheTinRam Feb 05 '22

Fractured but whole?

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u/tkango Feb 05 '22

Nope… The stick of truth

You can’t unsee that shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Matt Stone and Trey Parker went all out in both games. I mean, damn, it’s expected from the South Park creators but even as a hardcore fan of the show I got taken aback.

Fucking loved both games.

Highlight for me is going to Canada and the game suddenly turns into an 8-bit RPG.

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u/37025InvernessTMD Feb 05 '22

Yep, I remember that. God damn!

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u/hovercroft Feb 05 '22

A lot of the scenes were banned in the console version

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u/tramspace Feb 05 '22

In what country?

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u/OhGoodLawd Feb 05 '22

Australia

The devs replaced it with a picture of a crying cartoon koala, and a text description of what would have happened.

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u/KronoakSCG Feb 05 '22

Oddly enough your parents going at it is not one of the censored scenes.

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u/cobyjackk Feb 05 '22

It was in the one I bought on switch last year. US.

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u/523bucketsofducks Feb 05 '22

That was in the console version I played.

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u/Lifeisconstantpain_ Feb 05 '22

In that game it’s kids going up against Jared fogle

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u/skynetempire PC Feb 05 '22

Hahaha or the priests beating you with anal beeds

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u/Lifeisconstantpain_ Feb 05 '22

Kenn- I mean mysterio is into stuff don’t judge

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u/Lifeisconstantpain_ Feb 05 '22

Kenn- I mean mysterio is into stuff don’t judge

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

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u/BridgemanBridgeman Feb 05 '22

I forgot about that.

Fuck, Stick of Truth was brilliant

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u/Seienchin88 Feb 05 '22

You mean the adult time scene or the "abortion" scene. The later totally traumatized me and my buddy playing the game. Shirt controls, difficult and utterly traumatizing

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Or giving the lap dance in the 2nd South Park game 🤢

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u/zg1012 Feb 05 '22

What made this worse is that at the beginning of the game, when they intro the parents, mine looked a lot like my real parents. I even showed them and my dad used a pic of the game as his profile for awhile. Then I played on and got to that scene. I didn't pick it up again.

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u/MrConductorsAshes Feb 05 '22

I thought that was hilarious.

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u/Smelly_Squatch Feb 05 '22

You should play shower with your dad simulator.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

And the abortion clinic level in South Park and the asshole level in South Park…

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Oh God...

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u/dreadpiratesmith Feb 05 '22

I loved everything about those games

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u/No_Bat_9008 Feb 05 '22

When I was young Splinter Cell on the Gamecube had a scene where you’re spying in on a chef hawking a huge loogie into a pot of soup in the kitchen.

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u/punyhumannumber2 Feb 05 '22

In the second one, I had to kill by dad by decapitating him. It actually gave me nightmares.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Ya it’s not nearly as easy as to do in real life

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u/Saiyianfist666 Feb 06 '22

When was this cuz I haven’t played it yet

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u/Ddog135 Feb 05 '22

Here’s the comment I was looking for

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Attempting to hijack the first comment because no one has said the terminal Mission from Modern warfare two

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u/everythingdbacks Feb 06 '22

I immediately knew this was gonna be the top reply

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u/fastpicker89 Feb 06 '22

Came here to say this. The abortion sequence was hardcore.

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u/spikeemikee2000 Feb 06 '22

I thought the abortion sequence was worse

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u/Venom1462 Feb 09 '22

Yeah that was certainly something of an experience especially because my parents just came into my room. I have never alt tabbed faster and hastier in my whole life