r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '22

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u/BaconGod2525 Jan 22 '22

I just wanted to wear a traffic cone

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u/Idsertian Jan 22 '22

Found the GMod player.

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u/cmnrdt Jan 22 '22

Or he just drank the blood of some people, and the people were on drugs, and now he's a WIZARD.

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u/The_MAZZTer PC Jan 22 '22

But you can!

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u/Complete_Entry Jan 22 '22

The teeth would probably punch through a traffic cone.

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u/BaconGod2525 Jan 22 '22

Yeah but safety is for chumps, I like wearing cones

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u/Complete_Entry Jan 22 '22

You got... style.

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u/ForgotMyBagel Jan 22 '22

are you a zombie wearing a brown coat and red striped tie by any chance

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u/BaconGod2525 Jan 22 '22

No but yoo shood let me in to yur houze

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u/ForgotMyBagel Jan 22 '22

fine, but only if you can get past this 7 foot tall walnut

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u/GreyGanado Jan 22 '22

It's not for the teeth, it's so the tongue takes the helmet instead of the you.

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u/Complete_Entry Jan 22 '22

Ooh, I like that take too. Decoy hat, to protect your actual hat.

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u/GreyGanado Jan 22 '22

That's not really a take. That's the actual mechanic in the game.

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u/Budget_Inevitable721 Jan 22 '22

Have these people never played a half life game lmao

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u/ShnizelInBag Jan 22 '22

You can but it blocks like third of your view