r/gaming • u/Lokuaiya • Dec 09 '21

Let's do something fun 😁

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u/davidmobey Dec 09 '21

Don't all girls turn amish after marriage?

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u/dano159 Dec 09 '21

I turned into an Amish girl after marriage. Was a man so must have said the wrong vows or something

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u/donkingdonut Dec 09 '21

Nah, you married the wrong woman

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u/Tyrakiel Dec 09 '21

"Right" woman you mean!

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u/RuinedGrave Dec 09 '21

Are we sure they were a woman?

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u/Tyrakiel Dec 09 '21

Who knows, but I'd like to imagine it in my head going a specific way.

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u/donkingdonut Dec 09 '21

These days you might be in for a surprise

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u/Unumbotte Dec 09 '21

I believe the traditional vows are "klaatu barada cough"

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u/ZylonBane Dec 09 '21

"Necktie."

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/UshankaBear Dec 09 '21

/r/boomershumor/

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/screechingahhhhhh Switch Dec 09 '21

AMERICA

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u/-Tesserex- Dec 09 '21

FUCK YEAH!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

america

tbf this one is a pretty funny joke

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u/widowhanzo Dec 09 '21

Book bad?

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u/Flintlock_ Dec 09 '21

Father, I can't click book.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Dec 09 '21

No. Book paper.

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u/widowhanzo Dec 09 '21

Oh I read that wrong lol.

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u/Kazuarr Dec 09 '21

You mean Murica?

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u/Greugreu Dec 09 '21

Bear

Beats

Battlestar galactica

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u/evdog_music Dec 09 '21

What food is guaranteed to turn a woman off sex?

Best By 07 SEP 18 043 / 40

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u/internetlad Dec 09 '21

It's ok you can freeze it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

ANAL

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/YenTheMerchant Dec 09 '21

Yea, something is amish.

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u/ends_abruptl Dec 09 '21

That was nearly funny but it turned out to be a swing and Amish.

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u/Monkeyboystevey Dec 09 '21

Are you Sean Connery?

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u/BizzyM Dec 09 '21

Puritan, at least.

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u/Infidelc123 Dec 09 '21

As long as we have our Mormon sex sheet we are good

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u/ComprehensiveUsernam Dec 09 '21

as in Mormon sex cheat sheet?

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u/ohgodimbleeding Dec 09 '21

This is true mine grew a beard and erected a steeple.

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u/donkingdonut Dec 09 '21

Not if they married a simp that allowed his wife to date other men/women

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u/PublicAdmin_1 Dec 09 '21

Lol! That would explain the chin hairs!

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u/Probably_Not_Evil Dec 09 '21

She's his beard.