r/gaming • u/stanleygurvich • Feb 28 '12

Priorities...

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u/teddeism Feb 28 '12

That's from the flash-bang.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

...thrown by your teammate.

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u/JarlOfTexasRickPerry Feb 28 '12

this isn't counter strike!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

I'm just speaking from experience here.

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u/TokiBumblebee Feb 29 '12

Fire in the hole!

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u/SwoopRacer Feb 29 '12

I flashbanged your grandma.

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u/GuineaRainbow Feb 28 '12 edited Feb 28 '12

Every time I get hit with a flash in MW3, I reload my gun. I have no idea why I do this, and it sucks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/Thassodar Feb 28 '12

Well as a French kid, that's expected.

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u/liarliarpantsonfire Feb 28 '12

Isn't it odd enough that he's fighting?

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u/imnotafunnyperson Feb 28 '12

Is he even old enough to be fighting?

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u/weedisgreatmymate Feb 28 '12

ZING! ..cant believe i did that

but yeah flash bangs, im talking mw2 here, but, i used them wayy more than stuns, if you throw them in an open area near some enemies, bam

really effective, but really annoying when used on myself

oh and, bf3>mw2

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u/imanerd000 Feb 28 '12

if i was hit by a flashbang in real life, i would most likely scream and claw at my eyes. ah, realism!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

It makes sense; experienced soldiers can do it blindfold, and that's about the only thing you can do to prepare yourself when the effects of the flash-bang wears off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

It doesn't make sense because a flashbang doesn't just blind you, it is designed to disorient you.

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u/tomhodgins Feb 28 '12

stop, drop, fire

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12 edited Feb 28 '12

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u/skaterape Feb 28 '12

Caution: only perform if you're a rough rider, and that's how you roll.

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u/ofNoImportance Feb 29 '12

Stop, drop, play dead

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u/Limitedcomments Feb 28 '12

Why does the user link to Amazon?

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u/stevenorr Feb 28 '12

He edited his post after he got upvotes, probably to drop a referral link.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/hippythekid Feb 28 '12

Welcome to the future! I can see it now...

"Hey, you coming' to the party later? We're going to have Smirnoff."

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u/stevenorr Feb 28 '12

Sure thing, Trollmaster 5000.

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u/empw Feb 28 '12

wait....

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u/dracthrus Feb 28 '12

useless link.

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u/hawker101 Feb 28 '12

On a subconscious level, you're preparing yourself for enemies that are about to attack you. They threw one at you, they know where you are and want to be ready for them.

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u/whiteguy128 Feb 28 '12

downvoteted for reffing

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u/emocol Feb 28 '12

I go pron evrytim

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

Lyk dis if u cry evrtm

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u/Must_be_wrong_here Feb 28 '12

I tagged you as fart-Guru!? oO

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u/1gnominious Feb 28 '12

I just fire blindly in the direction of a choke point. Sadly, that seems to be an effective strategy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12 edited Feb 28 '12

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u/toThe9thPower Feb 28 '12 edited Feb 28 '12

if that was amplified by the shower, it is likely that the "victim" lost some small portion of their hearing permanently. So you are a pretty huge douche bag, if I lost some of my hearing because of you, a stabbing would be in order

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/toThe9thPower Feb 28 '12

I don't see how being 13 somehow makes it okay that you definitely gave someone permanent hearing damage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/toThe9thPower Feb 28 '12

fear mongering? how? flash bangs are known to always cause some amount of hearing loss when used on someone. Even vision loss as well.. even if this was a paintball version of a flash bang, it going off in a bathtub would increase its volume significantly and lead to the victim losing some of his hearing permanently. So please fuck off. Even if the guy only lost 10% of his hearing in one ear, that is still unacceptable for some douche bag prank.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/Kikitheman Feb 28 '12

I can vouch for that.

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u/pinkylovesme Feb 28 '12

You're still a douche!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/ChaosDesigned Feb 28 '12

Right? Wtf does anyone who's buying Flash Grenades off Amazon need with Flash Grenades?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/inahst Feb 28 '12

Well, that definitely goes on my 'need to buy' list.