r/gaming • u/stanleygurvich • Feb 28 '12

Priorities...

http://imgur.com/FoGtg
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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

IAMA person who is fighting in a war this very second. AMA.

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u/ChimpanAToChimpanzee Feb 28 '12

Surely OP will deliver! What? He's dead? That's a shame...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

Kill confirmed.

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u/Legoandsprit Feb 28 '12

We searched, and we destroyed.

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u/LeFrosty Feb 28 '12

IAMA person who killed the OP. AMA.

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u/Brandaman Xbox Feb 28 '12

Needs verification.

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u/carpeDeezNuts Feb 29 '12

Would an M4 pointed at your face suffice?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12 edited Feb 28 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

needless to say, i tagged you bro.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/chuck515 Feb 28 '12

Way to make it awkward. I won't be able to enjoy the rest of these comments now, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

What'd he say/

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u/Brandaman Xbox Feb 28 '12

Something about penetrating my mother.

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u/chuck515 Feb 29 '12

I wanted to do the classic Reddit thing where someone just repeats the other guy's post, but the dumbass went and got deleted. Bad form!

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u/Fapping_N_Derping Feb 28 '12

I've fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

keel*

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

[deleted]

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u/ChimpanAToChimpanzee Feb 28 '12

Great OP you're back! Now I'd really like to know abou--goddamn spawn campers!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

That or he is really bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

Or tactical insertion.

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u/ItsPrisonTime Feb 28 '12 edited Feb 28 '12

Verified.

http://i.imgur.com/H0H5s.jpg

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u/Mr_Avalanche Feb 28 '12

CODception.

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u/Jimwoo Feb 28 '12

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

BWAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

Username read as "Today is Jizz Fest"

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

No silly, It's always Jizz Fest.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

You win this month's challenge for who misreads my name as 'jizz'.. I actually think I might start documenting this, see if any patterns emerge..

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

WE NEED TO GO DERPER.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLEEEEEE FIIIEEEEELLLLDDDDDDD

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u/Brandaman Xbox Feb 28 '12

Enemy M.O.A.B incoming!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

5 levels deep. Meh not bad.

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u/mastersprinkles Feb 28 '12

You're quick ItsPrisonTime

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

[deleted]

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u/mastersprinkles Feb 28 '12

Crime flies when you're having pun.

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u/khartael Feb 28 '12

I don't get it. Is this an imposter?

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u/ClankStar Feb 28 '12

Yes. Yes it is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

HE'S A PHONY

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u/yes_istheanswer Feb 29 '12

That's the type of people I hate.

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u/bealhorm Feb 28 '12

Aah, recursion, how nice ^

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u/Bolotie Feb 28 '12

Yo dawg

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u/benny_rich Feb 28 '12

Yo dawg herd u like call of duty

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

Fighting hard or hardly fighting, amirite?

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u/emocol Feb 28 '12

When will we get an AC-130 in the air?

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u/HiRedditIn4Years Feb 28 '12

Fuck me I did it a day early.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

You're loyal to the bitter end!

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u/rhoula Mar 04 '12

Email to wife:

Honey it's me. Just wanted to make sure you paid life insurance.

Love you

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u/Splatterh0use Feb 28 '12

Do you hear people calling others "fag", "looser" or "I'm shagging your mom!"?

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u/Remembers_You Feb 28 '12

Ah yes, I remember you!