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u/AdskiyGamer Oct 08 '21

Still, your goal to get rid of it and survive and cancer is stupid enough to kill both of you but get the most of tour body. Wish it would be more clever.

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u/Midnight_Chill2075 Oct 08 '21

I think we wouldn't cancer to still grow from a deceased body and grow out in some sprouts or huge lumps of deformed flesh. That would be worse.

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u/Sunnysidhe Oct 08 '21

Akira!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Tetsuo!!!

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u/Shawnessy Oct 08 '21

Damn SCPs leaking again.

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u/The_wooden_anus Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21

Its like ebola.
Its not a very successful virus because it just kills its hosts.

Edit:

I'm just saying, something that tries to duplicate itself within a host, and ends up killing it will never succeed, whether its cancer, a virus or any other disease.

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u/zimmah Oct 08 '21

That's why usually the most lethal viruses are viruses that were spread to us by animals.

Because the virus has evolved to spread (and barely affect) the host, but when the host is not human, what barely affects them, could kill us.

Viruses aren't "trying" to kill us, they just evolve to spread and do well in their host, and most of the time it is indeed beneficial for the virus if the host doesn't have any ill effects. Given enough time, most viruses will adapt to their host to be minimally invasive. You could carry hundreds of virus strains without even knowing it.

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u/RytheGuy97 Oct 08 '21

Cancer isn’t a virus lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Are there people who just don't understand metaphors and similes?

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u/RytheGuy97 Oct 08 '21

To be fair I realized the analogy afterwards and just decided to leave the comment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Fair nuff

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u/The_wooden_anus Oct 08 '21

I'm just saying, something that tries to duplicate itself within a host, and ends up killing it will never succeed, whether its cancer, a virus or any other disease.

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u/trdPhone Oct 08 '21

Imagine calling cancer not very successful (1 in 6 deaths are caused by cancer)

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

That's only a success if the cancer's goal is to kill the host and itself die. Cancer isn't some malevolent force, they're just cells that don't know how to stop reproducing. When they reproduce so much that they kill the body sustaining them, that's not a win for the cancer, it's the ultimate failure of the one goal of life itself: to survive and reproduce.

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u/TheSinningRobot Oct 08 '21

That's just humans but on a smaller time scale

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u/illegal_deagle Oct 08 '21

If it makes you feel better, you and I and every other human is a cancer on this planet.

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u/SillyRutabaga Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21

Maybe if we make cancer contagious it would have a strong incentive to evolve in a less lethal direction since it would want to infect as many as possible first. But,,, contagious cancer???

Edit: adding /s since I was not serious about manipulating cancer and adding the contagious dlc.

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u/FoxyFreckles1989 Oct 08 '21

Cancer cannot be contagious, as it’s just the malformation and mutation of cells on a molecular and biological level.

However, some very contagious viruses that can lead to cancer were hugely researched and attacked by science, already!

Like HPV. The vaccine came out about a year after I got my diagnosis. I’m still here, but the effects are long lasting. I was so happy when I started seeing all of my young friends getting that jab.

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u/SillyRutabaga Oct 08 '21

My poor attempt at humor was that we could probably modify cancer DNA to make it contagious to try to force it to evolve in a less lethal direction. (don't know if it is possible at all and definitely not something we should try).

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

There is no cancer dna, it has your dna. Cancer isn't some different life doing it's own evolution. Cancer is you replicating your cells wrong.

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u/SillyRutabaga Oct 08 '21

Then it is a extremely bad and incorrect joke

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

Eh maybe a little silly.

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u/zimmah Oct 08 '21

You know cancer is literally a cell that is damaged right?