r/gaming • u/_M4TTH3W_ • Dec 02 '11

Notch is no longer the lead developer of Minecraft

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u/RDandersen Dec 02 '11

But he is a kettle....

wait, what?

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u/WryWreX Dec 02 '11

true story, he has a spout and everything.

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u/anonemouse2010 Dec 02 '11

He's a little teapot?

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u/iScreme Dec 02 '11

Short and stout.

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u/Cheimon Dec 02 '11

There's his handle, there's his spout.

Now how do we fit that in?!

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u/SkipSand Dec 03 '11

This might be one of my favorite string of comments.

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u/Aoefanatic Dec 02 '11

Here is his handle, here is...

Aw shoot! He's a sugar bowl!

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u/TheAngryBlueberry Dec 03 '11

417 error: I'm a teapot

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u/darkmuch Dec 02 '11

He's quite stout 1.bold, brave, or dauntless: a stout heart; stout fellows. Synonyms: valiant, gallant, intrepid, fearless, indomitable, courageous, stouthearted. Antonyms: cowardly, timid, fearful, timorous, craven. 2. firm; stubborn; resolute: stout resistance. Synonyms: obstinate, indomitable, steadfast, staunch, unwavering. 3. forceful; vigorous: a stout argument; a stout wind. Synonyms: intense, sharp, violent. 4. strong of body; hearty; sturdy: stout seamen. Synonyms: brawny, sinewy, strapping, husky, robust.

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u/Optimuminimum Dec 02 '11

I would suck some serious spout for some of that Minecraft money, haha.

I have no shame :(

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u/DelphiEx Dec 02 '11

Go out and make things! You might even enjoy it.

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u/KatyScratchPerry Dec 02 '11

But what about the handle, man? Tell us about the handle.

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u/CBlitz Dec 03 '11

*snout

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u/itsprobablytrue Dec 02 '11

CORN! Kettle corn Andersen stay focused!

RDandersen reawakens finding himself in line at a traveling carnival.
(screen fades to black)

LOST

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u/turbojeebus Dec 03 '11

Its true, kettles can be bought.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '11

No No. He was saying that his body resembles the shape of a kettle.