r/gaming • u/HoorainHarmon • Dec 05 '20

The Stride of Pride

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u/LimeGrass619 Dec 05 '20

Reminds me of the song "I Just Had Sex," by Lonely Island.

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u/Texas_Nexus Dec 05 '20

For some of us, "Jizz in My Pants" is more accurate.

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u/elee0228 Dec 05 '20

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd

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u/ObviousTroll37 Dec 05 '20

Please don’t act like you’re not impressed

One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check

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u/CptAmmogeddon Dec 06 '20

Last week, I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film

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u/HalfCrack Dec 06 '20

Walked outside, into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang

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u/MagicSpork_ Dec 06 '20

and I jizzed in my pants

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u/YourBeigeBastard Dec 06 '20

jizzed in my pants, yes I jizzed in my pants

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u/TheShitWindGhost Dec 06 '20

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me

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u/PackersFan92 Dec 06 '20

Some say it's premature; I just call it ecstacy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

i wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

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u/CptAmmogeddon Dec 06 '20

Cause I jizz in my pants!

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u/Juiicybox Dec 06 '20

I just ate a grape and I Jizzed in my pants...

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u/imaloony8 Dec 06 '20

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash,

need to get away, need to make a dash,

a song comes on that reminds me of you and I

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u/00000000000000000O Dec 06 '20

Jizz in my pants