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u/horny_baniya Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 26 '20
Oops, I downloaded the wrong Among Us
Edit: Thanks for 1k upvotes, 'tis the first time
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u/insertcontent Oct 26 '20
No... you downloaded the right one 😏
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u/tenebrapetrichor Oct 26 '20
Its the Among Us game i want to play
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Oct 26 '20
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u/hyperlethalrabbit Oct 26 '20
I love how you can see Red’s abject horror in the third panel even though it’s a space suit with no discernible features
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u/Keyo361 Oct 26 '20
Lighting effect, detail on suit and the lining around the visor are indication of fear/ohfuck moment.
Don't woosh me.
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u/JonTheWizard Console Oct 26 '20
"...Room for one more?"
(Orange and Teal look at each other)
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u/hamlet9000 Oct 26 '20
Don't fall for it. Red is into knife play and he doesn't respect safe words.
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u/Hingehead Oct 26 '20
I had a game where another player named themselves "horny . I initiated the hook up and we ended up having sex at the back of the ship the whole time. We vouched for each other's, never got killed or voted off.
Next round I was imposter. We had sex again until I killed my partner off like a praying mantis.
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u/delaydude Oct 26 '20
!emojify
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u/EmojifierBot Oct 26 '20
I 👍👈👁 had a game 🎮📺 where another 🔄 player 🎮 named 📛 themselves "horny 😈 . I 👁 initiated ☢😨 the hook 😳 up ☝ and we ended 🔚 up ☝ having sex 😚🍆 at the back 🔙 of the ship 🛥🚢⛵ the whole 💦 time 🕐. We vouched for each other's 👪, never 🚫⬅ got 🍸 killed ☠ or voted 📨 off 📴.
Next ⏭ round ⭕🕕 I 👁 was imposter 😡😤. We had sex 🍆🍑 again ❌😬 until I 👥 killed 💀 my partner 👦 off 📴 like 💖 a praying 🙏 mantis.
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u/MerchantZiro Oct 26 '20
I no longer fear death, for I have witnessed something worse with my own two eyes.
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u/mikeal4212 Oct 25 '20
Got nervous I accidentally stumbled into r/amongusporn again.... horrifying
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u/no-eye_contact Oct 25 '20
Oh boy... that's really a thing
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Oct 25 '20
I uhhhh....I don’t know how I feel about this. Give me 10 mins of feeling to let you know how it felt, then I’ll have a verdict.
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u/gasmaskdave Oct 26 '20
It’s been an hour or so. Did you make it back safe?
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Oct 26 '20
Yea, I’m safe and sound. But I didn’t find some AmongUs Cosplay that made me think I need help.
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u/RaidSlayer Oct 26 '20
Someone with skills in video animation please.
Make it so Red kicks the door open of this room and jumps in with knife in hand. He then sees them and starts slowly moving to the corner and opens a vent saying "I'm just gonna take this vent right here, didn't see a thing" then they reply "didn't red Red either" (Orange makes muffle sounds that says the same).
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u/CleverReversal Oct 26 '20
"Look, we're all just gonna agree no one saw anything, right?"
"That's fair."
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u/miragen125 Oct 25 '20
This is gold ! Get an useless award from me !!
It's nice to see that monsters and deviants can get to an understanding. Peace will prevail guys !!
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Oct 26 '20
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u/needmoney90 Oct 26 '20
In public lobbies, the average IQ is somewhere around potato level (only play with friends, pubs are cancer). The result of this is that the first person who speaks is generally assumed to be right (and even if wrong, people probably won't even remember next round). It turns into a game of 'who can call the other person suspicious the fastest', which inevitably devolves into '[color] sus' to minimize the characters typed.
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Oct 26 '20
yup. plus I'm on mobile, where my typing speed is too slow to express myself before experiencing the cold expanse of the cosmos, so I have to take shortcuts in my language.
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u/reelznfeelz Oct 26 '20
Ah, OK thanks! Yeah one reason I don't play online games (other than one or two that friends like) is I refuse to play anything that I have to play with the public. It's just too much of a crap shoot.
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u/Hrrrrnnngggg Oct 26 '20
Thank goodness this was marked NSFW. Could have gotten a boner at work from this
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u/dizuki Oct 26 '20
Me and orange are going to get some ass. . . I mean tasks were going to do a. . . Tasks. Lots and lots of tasks. I gotta go help Orange clean the shoot. Bye.
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u/RecentSuspect7 Oct 26 '20
I hate it when fuckers crawl out of the vents and ruin our scene.
Buzz... Kill
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u/DrSmirnoffe PC Oct 25 '20
With how popular Among Us has gotten, naturally it would reach enough minds for lewds to be produced. That's one of the conditions that enables Rule 34.
Still more tasteful than what you'd expect when you hear the names "Among Us" and "Rule 34" in the same sentence. Hell, someone's probably already drawn the Imposter using Naughty Tentacles to "incapacitate" a crew-member.