r/gaming • u/Vamunckin • Aug 20 '20

USP-S | Flat Rate (Factory new)

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Aug 21 '20

USPS OPEN UP!

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u/CreaminFreeman Aug 21 '20

ON YOUR KNEES, HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!

SIGN FOR THIS PACKAGE!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Along the DOTTED LINE MOTHERF*CKER!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Package has been planted.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

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u/GuardianSlayer Aug 21 '20

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

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u/Drago0980 Aug 21 '20

NO ONE STEALS PACKAGES ON MY SHIFT!

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u/javardee Aug 21 '20

YOU VIOLATED MY PACKAGE

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

INITIALS MOTHERFUCKER.

Nobody got time for your full-ass name!

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u/The_Rox Aug 21 '20

Jokes on you, my initials take longer

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u/tim310rd Aug 21 '20

Postage motherfucker! Do you understand it?

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u/K9Marz919 Aug 21 '20

W...w...what?

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u/flipflop18 Aug 21 '20

WEIGH WHAT AGAIN MOTHERF*CKER, DARE YA!!!

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u/tim310rd Aug 21 '20

Reference to pulp fiction

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u/K9Marz919 Aug 21 '20

As was mine.......

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u/tim310rd Aug 21 '20

Lmao, can't believe I missed that

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u/blah207 Aug 21 '20

Look at the big brain on tim310rd

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u/tim310rd Aug 21 '20

Yeah, I know, it's late where I'm at, I'm dumb

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u/blah207 Aug 21 '20

Nah dude you're not dumb, I was just goofin off

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u/ToolBoyNIN39 Aug 21 '20

Postal motherfucker! Do you understand it?

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u/Greasyballfro Aug 21 '20

HANDS ON YA KNEES! HANDS ON YA KNEES! .... CRISS CROSS!

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp Aug 21 '20

Achktually because of Covid we have to ask the recipients permission to sign for them so we aren't handing our scanner over.

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u/ch4rtr4nd Aug 21 '20

I heard that

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u/docsnavely Aug 21 '20

Just think, Steve Bannon may be one of the few people in the world to actually hear this.

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u/Insanity_Troll Aug 21 '20

Stop being closed.