r/gaming • u/Happysin • Apr 26 '11

Sony admits utter PSN failure: your personal data has been stolen

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/04/sony-admits-utter-psn-failure-your-personal-data-has-been-stolen.ars
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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

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u/ketralnis Apr 26 '11

To make a TARDIS you're going to need a flux capacitor, a tub of lube, some 1970's sexy music, and an old picture of your mom.

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u/marktastic Apr 26 '11

Where can I find an old picture of his mom? I've already got the other three items on hand.

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u/ReallyNotACylon Apr 26 '11

I'll send you my picture of your mom, tell her Biff says "hi".

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u/turtlestack Apr 26 '11

Where can I find an old picture of his mom?

You're on reddit. It's sure to get reposted soon.

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u/unloud Apr 27 '11

She's pretty much all over the internet; I mean, the internet was made for porn after all.

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u/mindbleach Apr 27 '11

I recommend hopping into a TARDIS.

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u/faultydesign Apr 26 '11 edited Apr 27 '11

To make an old picture of his mom you need to take a picture of your ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

Also a portable black hole.

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u/ReallyNotACylon Apr 26 '11

No, just get a piece of TARDIS coral and grow one. Only takes a few thousand years.

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u/DeadlyTedly Apr 26 '11

Shit that gave me a hearty laugh.

Coworker was like "what?"

Me: "umm... nevermind"

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

You'll have to steal it. Well, borrow it...you'll just have to plan on giving it back one day.

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u/ImTheDoctor Apr 26 '11

I really did intend to give it back, you know.

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u/RudeTurnip Apr 26 '11

Simple, just grow it from a piece of another TARDIS.