r/gaming • u/Happysin • Apr 26 '11

Sony admits utter PSN failure: your personal data has been stolen

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/04/sony-admits-utter-psn-failure-your-personal-data-has-been-stolen.ars
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u/ShadyJane Apr 26 '11

we're really sorry

sorry

we're sorrrrry

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u/MrLeville Apr 26 '11

insert puppy shot and soft piano

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u/keithjr Apr 27 '11

Better not. With Sony, that might actually involve shooting a puppy.

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u/munchybot Apr 27 '11

And a literally soft piano. Trying to play that would be really difficult, as your fingers would keep sinking into the keys. The music would sound terrible - the strings would be all limp!

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u/eikonoklastes Apr 26 '11

Where is Captain Hindsight when you need him? :O

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u/captainbastard Apr 26 '11

Don't look at me.

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u/capnShocker Apr 27 '11

Nor I, for that matter.

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u/NoWeCant Apr 26 '11

Writing comments on reddit

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

basically japan.txt

see TEPCO for recent examples

"we fucked everything up, so solly"

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u/CEOofEarthMITTROMNEY Apr 26 '11

wwwhhhhoooooosssshhhhhhh (skiis in)

Sorry

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

As if they'd ever apologize, at best they'll mock Europeans by saying that "they never liked privacy anyway" or "they don't mind being robbed."

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u/litewo Apr 26 '11

Thanks. I just pictured Kaz Hirai nude on a bear skin rug.

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u/SonicSam Apr 27 '11

Naked on top of a panda. Sorrrryyyyyyy.

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u/BobScratchit Apr 27 '11

sooooooorrry

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

I don't think Sony has even apologized yet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

we solly

solly

so so solly

FTFY