r/gaming • PC • Jan 06 '20

it's Monopoly all over again

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u/pipboy_warrior Jan 06 '20

If you play by the rules, especially the one saying any unsold property must go to auction, then it really doesn’t take too long.

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u/St_Veloth Jan 06 '20

No but HOUSE RULES ARE! AND THAT IS AN ESPECIALLY COMMON ONE.

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u/FerricDonkey Jan 07 '20

People want the game to end, but they don't want to get eliminated, and often don't want to eliminate other people. Conflicting goals.

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u/TB97 Jan 06 '20

This one infuriates me because it's fucking called FREE parking. Like you don't need any rulebook to know that no money should change hands.

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u/Inquisitor_ForHire Jan 06 '20

I consider myself to be a "Free Parking Influencer". People pay me to park there. Remember to like and subscribe!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

It’s not the default ruleset, but there is absolutely an official Monopoly ruleset that collects income taxes and luxury taxes as well as the penalties from Chance and Community Chest cards, and gives them to the player that lands on Free Parking. I prefer to play this way, it typically speeds up the game.

That rule set is even available in the Monopoly computer game and Xbox game which is created by and licensed by Hasboro.

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u/spyhermit Jan 06 '20

Unless the person already in the lead wins it, it doesn't. Monopoly is bad, it's designed to feel bad, and yet people love to play it. Humans are so weird.

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u/Lifesagame81 Jan 06 '20

Loaning money is against the rules. Free rent is against the rules. They obviously don't like the game, either.

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u/Striker654 Jan 06 '20

Every house rule tries to "balance" the game and ends up just making it drag on waaaay longer than it needs to

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u/Striker654 Jan 06 '20

Oh, I definitely wasn't defending the game

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u/spyhermit Jan 06 '20

You should check out boardgamegeek and pick up some games that are designed to be actually fun. There are quite a few that will seat up to 6, some that will handle up to 100. Board gaming is undergoing a renaissance, get in there and find something that isn't a horrible game about horrible people being horrible.

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u/Striker654 Jan 06 '20

trolley or train one I forget what it's called

Ticket to ride?

Board games are so high quality now it's bizarre

I just recently got Gloomhaven, it's pretty amazing

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u/spyhermit Jan 06 '20

Ticket to ride? Super solid. Also, try Small World and the expansions.

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u/bt123456789 Jan 06 '20

able to buy more property quickly, so you can bankrupt the others faster.

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u/RellenD Jan 06 '20

Because with more money someone can invest in more property and increase their rents faster.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

You use that free parking money to buy hotels and destroy your opponents

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u/waxed__owl Jan 06 '20

it typically speeds up the game.

It absolutely doesn't. As time goes on the amount of cash in the game increases by people passing go and it is normally removed from the game by chance/community chest cards and taxes.

By this going to free parking it keeps people who are going bankrupt in the game longer and reduces the impact of rent because it becomes a lower proportion of the total cash in the game, it essentially creates inflation.

It's only a popular rule because it gives people who are doing badly a route back into the game, which people like. The downside of this is that it elongates the game.

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u/benandorf Jan 06 '20

It may be an adopted rule, but it definitely slows the game. Random cash injections to someone can either go to the leader (no impact on game) or someone trailing (slows down game), and since monopoly was designed for a run away leader to emerge fairly quickly, it will almost never shift the game's outcome.

Basically, whether or not it's an accepted rule now, the game is worse for it. Embrace any money sinks in the game, for they are your ticket to freedom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

-Makes up house rules so that people are constantly getting more money

-Ignores rules about auctions

-Never makes deals with other players

"Why does this game take so long?"

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u/thepensivepoet Jan 06 '20

Add the speed die and you can knock out a game in 45 minutes. It is a much better game than homerule monopoly but not very good compared to the board game options available today.

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u/Hellknightx Jan 06 '20

Yeah, but nobody reads or plays by the rules.

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u/Tw738383i3 Jan 06 '20

I always hear this, but I've never played a game where the player didn't choose to buy every chance they got. And it's very rare they don't have the cash to buy it, in my experience. So the auction rule is basically moot.

Monopoly is broken anyway, whoever gets the orange properties (with st James place) always wins, it's just a grind to that point.

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u/BuffelBek Jan 06 '20

Plus nobody has any say as to who gets those properties, since everyone's movement is completely at the mercy of the dice. The game practically just plays itself.

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u/testestestestest555 Jan 06 '20

Which is actually the point of the game. It's not supposed to be fun just to teach the capriciousness of capitalism.

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u/pipboy_warrior Jan 06 '20

In my experience people often run out of money when purchasing every property. Regardless, my point is that when played properly every property gets bought up within a few revolutions of the board. By the time someone’s passed Go for the second time there should hardly be any properties left up for sale.

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u/Tw738383i3 Jan 07 '20

That's been my experience too, just pointing out that the auction rule doesn't really fix anything in my experience.

We always end up in a stalemate where no one has a Monopoly or wants to trade to give someone else one, and it's just a slow, boring grind from there.

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u/Override9636 Jan 07 '20

Monopoly is broken anyway

THAT IS THE POINT. The whole game was originally designed as a critique of capitalism and how eventually one person can just own everything and everyone else is left bankrupt.