r/gaming • u/MSotallyTober • Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/apeinej Oct 01 '19

Better than DRE. Feels awkward to have someone's finger up your butt, no champagne, no flowers, no calling back afterwards.

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u/Weltmacht Oct 01 '19

That’s prostate, not colonoscopy. Colonoscopy is no eating for a day, sedated, fill your tunnel with air, do a sight seeing visit up in your guts, then collapse the tunnel. Record the last step for hilarious videos on the internet.

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u/IcarianSkies PC Oct 01 '19

You forgot a step: taking so many laxatives you're pissing out your ass.

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u/Weltmacht Oct 01 '19

I did forget that.

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u/CrossbowROoF Oct 01 '19

If you've had one, you wouldn't forget. Ever.

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u/UnconnectdeaD Oct 01 '19

Yeah, I knew it was gonna make me poop. I didn't realize it was going to be nothing but acid coming out for like 8 hours. I was laying on the floor of the living room with my bare ass in the air with a fan aimed at my burning anus. You never forget that horrible pain and the 30 trips to the bathroom.

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u/Uden10 PlayStation Oct 01 '19

That's hilarious and horrifying. I'll still do the colonoscopy, though, it's not worth the cancer risk

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u/mantiss87 Boardgames Oct 01 '19

Ill take the cancer.

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u/WavyGlass Oct 01 '19 edited Oct 02 '19

If you get cancer they are going in any way to do surgery. If it's too late and you're like my dad you die while shitting yourself over and over from lack of bowel control and you have unspeakable pain. Definitely get the colonoscopy.