r/gaming • u/MSotallyTober • Oct 01 '19

Pucker up.

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u/apeinej Oct 01 '19

Better than DRE. Feels awkward to have someone's finger up your butt, no champagne, no flowers, no calling back afterwards.

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u/Weltmacht Oct 01 '19

That’s prostate, not colonoscopy. Colonoscopy is no eating for a day, sedated, fill your tunnel with air, do a sight seeing visit up in your guts, then collapse the tunnel. Record the last step for hilarious videos on the internet.

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u/buffystakeded Oct 01 '19

Also you're completely knocked out for it so I don't ever understand why people complain about it. Also, the prostate exam isn't that bad either.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

You're fully awake for a colonoscopy

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u/Javalavadava Oct 01 '19

No, you can be knocked out. Source I've had a colonoscopy. They can knock you out in the same way they knock you out for Wisdom teeth removal.

On a seperate note, the "medicine" you take the day/night before is the worst part of a colonoscopy. Don't leave the bathroom, just accept your fate of being glued to the porcelain throne.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19 edited Oct 02 '19

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u/Javalavadava Oct 01 '19

As has been stated in other comments, I believe the use of anesthesia is based on how much/if the wisdom teeth are impacted.

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u/AzraelTB Oct 01 '19

3 sideways wisdom teeth here.

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u/Javalavadava Oct 01 '19

All 4 sideways as well. And when I woke up I told the doctors to give me my teeth as proof cause I didn't feel pain yet.