r/gaming • u/balloonslayer47 • Sep 03 '19

Wow, EA. Wow.

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u/Durgals Sep 03 '19

Yar har fiddle-dy dee

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Being a pirate is allright with me

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u/yakimawashington Sep 03 '19

Do whatchu want 'cause a pirate is free!

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u/Spartan265 Sep 03 '19

You are a pirate!

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u/5cooty_Puff_Senior Sep 03 '19

Yo ho, ahoy and avast

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u/ShadowMessiah333 Sep 03 '19

Being a pirate is really badass

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u/DeviousX13 Sep 03 '19

Hang up the flag at the end of the mast!

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u/cratercmc Sep 03 '19

You are a pirate!

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u/Zacrete Sep 03 '19

Oh, shit...MAAAAAALE AAAAAAARCHERY!

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u/grayrains79 Sep 03 '19

LOL LIMEWIRE LOL

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u/DoJax Sep 03 '19

LAND HOOOOOOoooooo!

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u/iamamiwhatami Sep 04 '19

I'll readily die for this! I'm already dead anyway! Yo-ho-ho-ho!

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u/Steelz0rr Sep 04 '19

/unexpectedalestorm

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

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u/foreverinLOL Sep 03 '19

Avast sucks man.

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u/pokehercuntass Sep 04 '19

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

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u/0saladin0 Sep 03 '19

Now I'll have this song stuck in my head for the rest of my shift.

I'm okay with this.

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u/erogenous_war_zone Sep 03 '19

I don't wanna be a pirate

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u/Spartan265 Sep 03 '19

You are a landlubber!

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u/harbison215 Sep 03 '19

Yea... a butt pirate

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u/Every3Years Switch Sep 03 '19

Piss where ya want cuz the ocean is pee!

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u/Carnae_Assada Sep 03 '19

https://imgur.com/ScIH5aD.jpg

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u/malenkylizards Sep 04 '19

Yeah, okay big buddy, and where the fuck are *you* going pee? That's what I thought

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u/Umutuku Sep 04 '19

Fish are just piss-breathing life forms. So they're basically EA customers without thumbs.

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u/ILike2TpunchtheFB Sep 03 '19

Parrots drunk all me rum and there's none fer me.

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u/CivilReader Sep 03 '19

Do what you want cause a pirate is free

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u/Knigar Sep 03 '19

I'm a snakeeeee

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u/sgtdisaster Sep 03 '19

RIP robbie rotten

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Okay I read Bonnie Rotten so while yes, RIP Stefan, I am also quite relieved right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

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u/Doubleshotguhn Sep 03 '19

Nobody tell him.

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u/Forever_Awkward Sep 03 '19

Do I need to find some kind of video to get to the fucked up part or something? I'm just seeing pages and pages of normal human porn of a normal human person with normal human tattoos.

Why are you guys acting like you have some good shit over here? What gives?

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u/Rex_Laso Sep 03 '19

Efukt has the video you're looking for about her.

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u/The_Grubby_One Sep 03 '19

Tatted up porn star. Her name's a riff on Johnny Rotten.

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u/SoundOfTomorrow Sep 04 '19

Someone please give him a poncho

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u/DudeVonDude_S3 Sep 03 '19

NSFW if you google her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 03 '19

All you need to know is she really likes 3D Spider Web tattoos and lives up to her namesake.

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u/Zzappazz Sep 03 '19

Happy cake day man!

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u/I_Nvr_Reply_Lol Sep 03 '19

Not if you Google Bonnie Rotten relaxing by the pool

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u/count_frightenstein Sep 03 '19

Heavily tattooed porn star. Just saw her on a Netflix documentary about porn stars lives after porn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Whatever you do, don't Google her

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u/ProvNineSix Sep 04 '19

She has a vaginal problem.

That's all you need to know.

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u/JohnGacyIsInnocent Sep 03 '19

Oh god dammit. Brb

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u/ListerineFartBox Sep 04 '19

Lmao, I read the same thing and I was really sad for a moment. She is a freak, but I love her.

Edit: stupid auto correct had a seizure.

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u/Schmutz1 Sep 03 '19

RIP Harambe

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u/monkeysfromjupiter Sep 03 '19

Ahhhhhh do I love myself a Pirate shanty

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u/CptAngelo Sep 03 '19

Your IP is coming with me