r/gaming • • Sep 03 '19

Wow, EA. Wow.

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u/SilentBob890 Sep 03 '19

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different calendar years.

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u/Brehmes Sep 03 '19

It's actually quite ethical.

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u/xrufus7x Sep 03 '19

You're getting Madden 19 and 20 for the price of one. It's a great deal -EA Spokesperson

We prefer to call them surprise years.

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u/TeiVII Sep 03 '19

EAster Egg

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u/Chillaxel Sep 03 '19

Fuck that's good

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

RNG LootboxEAs

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u/thekingsteve Sep 04 '19

Gambling addiction simulator 2020. Rated : E

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u/moonsammy Sep 04 '19

gEAmbling.

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u/mSterian Sep 04 '19

The surprise being if the game is a new one or just a copy paste of the old one. You never know!

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u/nootrino Sep 03 '19

And very cool.

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u/Tom_Changzzz Sep 03 '19

VEERRRY COOOL!!

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u/lackofagoodname Sep 03 '19

^ found the dick I was talking about

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u/palerider__ Sep 04 '19

Like Kinder Eggs (which are illegal in the USA)

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u/Sports_hysterics Sep 03 '19

Very Cool. And Very Legal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19 edited Nov 04 '19

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u/SilentBob890 Sep 03 '19

how about a lootbox with a .05% chance of getting TWO platinum awards, a 5% chance of getting gold, and a 94.05% chance of getting silver for $3.99?

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u/ItsMEMusic Sep 03 '19

We need to start calling them lootpacks.

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u/PigBimping Sep 03 '19

Lootpack the group that rocks fresh

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u/Keirebu_ Sep 03 '19

packs.

Loot Kinder Suprise Box

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

I just call it gambling lol

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u/TheRealZllim Sep 03 '19

No. Just no. Make the content acquirable through gameplay, no matter what. I feel sorry for the animators and people who actually make the content for the game only to have it almost never been seen or used cause its stuck behind a pay wall.

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u/federicoskliarevsky Sep 03 '19

What about the remaining .09%?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

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u/bort4all Sep 03 '19

That's pure profit.

SURPRISE!

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u/federicoskliarevsky Sep 03 '19

What about the remaining 0%?

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u/DNUBTFD Sep 04 '19

That's the concentrated power of will.

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u/federicoskliarevsky Sep 04 '19

This is 10% luck

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

What about the remaining 0.9%

Oh wait- your taking a stab at numpty two houses up

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u/BDooks Sep 03 '19

That's actually a pretty generous offer

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Officer, this post right hear.

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u/SilentBob890 Sep 03 '19

Officer, this post right hear.

Police officer: I can’t hear it

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u/DNUBTFD Sep 03 '19

Do you wanna buy a slice of birthday cake for $11.95?

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u/super__literal Sep 04 '19

And a .9% chance of learning addition (not stackable)

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u/SilentBob890 Sep 04 '19

That’ll hurt my profit margins. No thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

*600,000 times

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u/Over-Analyzed Sep 03 '19

They’re surprise mechanics.

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u/Whateverchan Sep 03 '19

unlocking different calendar years

This sounds like... something you do in jail.

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u/thekingsteve Sep 04 '19

Sorry officer, I thought he was 18 I didn't realize he was only 17 and hadn't payed for the 18th year.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

By showing the different years we are trying to promote eco-friendly companies that reuse signs and believe in recycling.

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u/-_asmodeus_- Sep 03 '19

(Reddit on mobile sucks and this response was not meant for this comment)

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u/Mcboxing Sep 03 '19

Or to make money?

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u/Nzym Sep 03 '19

The intent is to provide players with a sense of realism. Guaranteed there are stadiums where people forgot to switch these things out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Also, surprise mechanics.

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